william_kent

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"How fucked were you last night, m8?"

"Ooh, a good 700, 750 milliKents"

"Fuuuuck!"
lightweight!

I'm at the two Kents level, meaning I'm twice as funny and twice as attractive than baseline

it may not show to the outside world but in my imagination this is true
 

william_kent

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there was a long haired nazi enthusiast who was dossing at the local Sally Army ( I have a bone to pick with them, they are an EVIL organisation that destroys families ) and his heart exploded into a thousand pieces after smoking CRACK ROCK for two days straight and the other residents just shrugged and yawned and shook their heads muttering "fucking lightweight" while the paramedics stretchered his pallid corpse out of the hostel
 
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