Australians

[luka]

Craner is it true you have a fetish of writing poetry to Jewish girls about how you want to eat them out. It's apparently how biscuits joined dissensus cos you wanted to eat out his sister. That's what Luka told me last night.

im fairly sure i didn't ever say this

 

[Mr. Tea]

im fairly sure i didn't ever say this

luka gets the luka treatment!

 

[Clinamenic]

Luka told me that too. Now we have two trustworthy figures to corroborate that story.

 

[Clinamenic]

Luka's relayed to me many a scandalous factoid about our dear craner. We have a private conversation thread dedicated to it, effectively a one-man newswire.

 

[thirdform]

im fairly sure i didn't ever say this

You definitely did, a bit like that time that you were with fat jim and woebot and craner randomly got so drunk and horny that he spunked all over matt's copy of Too Fucked To Dance / Anything V.2.1 on Juice Box.

 

[luka]

craner rubbed his balls on matt's record. that's actually true. he didn't spunk on it.

 

[Murphy]

 

[thirdform]

craner rubbed his balls on matt's record. that's actually true. he didn't spunk on it.

a convenient get out clause, I'm sure. why on earth would he rub his balls on a record not to spunk on it?

 

[Murphy]

 

[vershy versh]

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Another unintended consequence of the loony lockdowns: irrevocable deterioration of character.

 

[Turns out HMG was right!]

Who could have predicted the most craven and conformist nation on Earth would be Australia?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Who could have predicted the most craven and conformist nation on Earth would be Australia?

Any theories?

 

[Turns out HMG was right!]

Parasite infestation

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Parasite infestation

Are you saying that liberalism is caused by parasitic infestation, and that all Trump needs to do is make skipping showers illegal.

 

[Turns out HMG was right!]

Ivermectin should do it

 

[Murphy]

 

[william_kent]

this morning I ordered this book which is described as "an extraordinary, deeply revealing portrait of Australian crime from the 60s to the 2010s – a portrait of carnage"

Carnage: A succulent Chinese meal, Mr Rent-a-Kill and the Australian Manson murders

The subject of the book became an Australian meme due to this footage of him being arrested and hamming it up for the camera:



Democracy Manifest

And this afternoon I found out he died yesterday. R.I.P.