Benny Bunter
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You hear him snoring like a pig during the day then he's up all night clattering about in the kitchen and singing to himself at the top of his voice, he's basically nocturnal
wild greens
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It's true
william_kent
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oh, I've heard rumours about the diddy men, many landlords in Southport are still seeking rent from Ken's stint at the Floral Hall in Southport circa 1983
Benny Bunter
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I can hear him right now, he's probably just woken up
william_kent
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i'd do a frowning, sad, face , emoji but I'm afraid that would come across as little bit sarcastic, but as i've lived through the hell of a psychotic neighbour and the indifference of the "authorities" all I can offer is if you "stay strong" you'll outlast the mentalist psychosis and why the fuck should you have to relocate because of some loon* who'll be incarcerated very soon...
* oops, "mentally diminished"? hashtag MAD PRIDE!
Benny Bunter
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Thanks Kent but I doubt he's going anywhere anytime soon (and where would he go?) there's nothing to be done.
Just my luck we'll move out to a village and there'll be some other nutter moves next door there as well, villages have their nutters too. There is no peace in this world
Just my luck we'll move out to a village and there'll be some other nutter moves next door there as well, villages have their nutters too. There is no peace in this world
william_kent
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i like real milk and breakfast cereal, not sure it would work out
Benny Bunter
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The other week there was loads of clanging noises at 6 in the morning and when I went downstairs in the morning there was a big metal bar lying on the floor and the door to the building was broken.
Benny Bunter
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No one can do anything about it and I've no idea what you even could do - wrestle him into a straight jacket and cart him off?
william_kent
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sounds tame compared to the time when my psycho neighbour laid into my front door with an axe, left dents several inches deep which the police ignored because "he's an old man"
and also I'm "not a psychiatrist"
Benny Bunter
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What happened to him in the end?
william_kent
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sectioned, then apologised to me, and then returned to the "islands" ( one of those little islands where they eat monkeys according to the Jamaicans )
Benny Bunter
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Not sure if that's a good or a bad outcome tbh
Benny Bunter
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NIMBY!
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
taking the piss tonight, like someone is emptying bath loads of water down the gaff every waking second, every noise augmented by the interplay of water and surface
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Past few weeks have been insanely wet, but before that the country was almost in drought.
Driest February in 30 years for England
England had its driest February in 30 years according to provisional figures from the Met Office, as meteorological winter concluded with a dry and mild month for most.
www.metoffice.gov.uk