The King of Pussy Gettin
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LUKA I AM VERY STRONG I DO NOT HAVE A MOSTACHE I WILL SUPLEX U THROUGH YOUR STUPID IKEA COFFE TABLEyour a physically frail 8 stone human with a bum fluff mostache so how could you do that lol
LUKA I AM VERY STRONG I DO NOT HAVE A MOSTACHE I WILL SUPLEX U THROUGH YOUR STUPID IKEA COFFE TABLEyour a physically frail 8 stone human with a bum fluff mostache so how could you do that lol
he made it to his concert to see primal scream. that's the last i heard.Day three, looking forward to see how things progress.
Luke has a set of bongo drums in his living room so I guess that’s what he feels gives him the authority to call me a “square”Mvuent told me in a dm that Lukas flat is really disgusting with old takeout containers, just appallingly degenerate . And also that woops and Luka are like comic strip characters
it's barty's, he's a highly skilled bongo playerLuke has a set of bongo drums in his living room so I guess that’s what he feels gives him the authority to call me a “square”
Yeah I drank the exact same amount of alcohol as him the other night but was totally normal whereas he was acting like he was on deaths door, careening around the street annoying everyone in sight falling into stuff etc. makes you wonder how much of it is just empty theatrics.I have a feeling this was a preemptive strike to discredit Ian before he went public with The Truth
One of the people we were sitting with at the last place was really enthusiastically telling me about stormzy, didn’t have the heart to tell her he was cited as a rapper “without much rhythmic agility” in Barty’s famous Studentification post.we did £180 at eliots on natural wine then we went to d'luxx the nigerian bar in deptford that never has any customers then we went to the graduate.
NO NO NO I AM 12.8571 STONE I CAN BENCH PRESS 215 MY FACE IS CLEAN SHAVEN BUT STILL RUGGEDLY MASCULKINE YOUR DRAPERIES ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT BE PREPARED FOR THE BOSTON CRAByou're 8 stone with little pipecleaner arms and a bumfluff moustache, really soft downy hairs
Yeah sorry I wasn’t able to change my trip back soon enough to catch it.Youngs fucking killed it btw you’re missing out
thats touchingly loyal but hes been saying the most fouly heinous things abouut you. truly malicious and deeply personal.So mvuent does not think im dragging him behind close doors- i did not say he doesnt know how to communicate i said he wouldnt give us his phone number and that caused sus and I to loose him at the musuem
Anyone else think @malelesbian should step the fuck up to the role he was clearly born to play, which is not endlessly championing Judith Butler to a bunch of indifferent-to-hostile blokes, but becoming Dissensus's very own Vince McMahon, and organizing/promoting a pro-wrestling match between @Cooking Mama 3 and @luka?NO NO NO I AM 12.8571 STONE I CAN BENCH PRESS 215 MY FACE IS CLEAN SHAVEN BUT STILL RUGGEDLY MASCULKINE YOUR DRAPERIES ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT BE PREPARED FOR THE BOSTON CRAB
ok yes definitely but i have 2 conditions:Anyone else think @malelesbian should step the fuck up to the role he was clearly born to play, which is not endlessly championing Judith Butler to a bunch of indifferent-to-hostile blokes, but becoming Dissensus's very own Vince McMahon, and organizing/promoting a pro-wrestling match between @Cooking Mama 3 and @luka?
ok yes definitely but i have 2 conditions:
1) @thirdform is my tagteam partner
2) @malelesbian gets smacked repeatedly w a bedpan
I'll tell you this much, if there was a way to promote wrestling on this forum, I would do it.Anyone else think @malelesbian should step the fuck up to the role he was clearly born to play, which is not endlessly championing Judith Butler to a bunch of indifferent-to-hostile blokes, but becoming Dissensus's very own Vince McMahon, and organizing/promoting a pro-wrestling match between @Cooking Mama 3 and @luka?
im going back to being teetotal now. that was just a one off drinking binge. my body moaned about it a lot.
im going back to being teetotal now. that was just a one off drinking binge. my body moaned about it a lot.