Cricket

[IdleRich]

Let it be said though, Barber was a proper sadistic PE teacher who deserved that totally... I don't condone physical violence against harmless old men.

 

[luka]

its unescessary. im not doing it. some nob head chucking a really hard ball at me.

 

[version]

You can get those rubbery ones that aren't as bad. Baseballs are solid too.

 

[luka]

ive got no interest in physical bravery. none at all.

 

[version]

I remember playing softball and being like "Where's the soft? This thing's like a brick!".

 

[luka]

its like a fucking cannonball! takes all the fun out the thing

 

[version]

Hockey's the same. A hockey ball is literally just like a fucking stone.

 

[IdleRich]

In baseball do you have a position equivalent to silly mid-on?
Or silly mid off as in this video - how does he stand there like that?

 

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[IdleRich]

Hockey's the same. A hockey ball is literally just like a fucking stone.

Broke my tooth playing indoor hockey when I was a kid. The teacher didn't really know what he was doing, gave us all hockey sticks cos it was raining for our PE lesson and straight away someone just hit me in the face and snapped the tooth in half.

 

[version]

My friend got hit in the back of the head with a ball after someone whacked it like they were playing golf and some other got his arm broken after someone smashed his elbow with a stick. I hate that game.

We also had quite old sticks, some of which didn't have decent grip anymore, so whenever you whacked the ball, you'd get these horrible vibrations up your hands and arms.

 

[luka]

i remember dan waller got his tooth knocked out lol

 

[version]

Classic Dan.

 

[version]

I did the old booting-a-ball-against-a-wall-and-having-it-cannon-back-in-your-face with a basketball once. Put me on my arse.

 

[IdleRich]

What a twat eh?
Edit - I meant Dan Waller

 

[line b]

In baseball do you have a position equivalent to silly mid-on?
Or silly mid off as in this video - how does he stand there like that?

look at this specimen. I watched this guy hit for the cycle (single, double, triple, homerun) with an inside the park homer.

 

[version]

We should put together a Dissensus baseball team.

 

[luka]

my two big pe triumphs were winning a unihoc winner stays on tournament and anorher lesson winner stays on basketball 2 on 2 no one could beat me played right through. so hot never missed. life was all downhill from there