Hipsterdom

[luka]

@Simon silverdollarcircle There are usually repercussions, violence being a consistent one.

@Corpsey
call me big papa

Do you want a fucking fight cos I'll scrape your face off you six foot cunt

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

yeah we know we all have a high reading comprehension level.

Just need to be absolutely clear. It's important we check in with each other from time to time. How's the team doing, are we all ok ? We're in uncharted waters, approaching significant discoveries

 

[luka]

it's good youre taking responsibility

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

One final push and we will have resolved the issue of the hipster for all time

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

Have you ever gone out of the house with shoes but no socks?

How did it feel the first time you did it?

 

[luka]

not in London. no.

 

[luka]

on holiday you're allowed to wear anything. you could even wear a sarong in theory.

 

[IdleRich]

I do that all the time

 

[WashYourHands]

@luka Indeed and he looks so cuddly too. That cat has truly pulled.

No-one drinks poitin any more, turns out that’s been hipsterised too. Wtf.

Hipsterdom doesn’t respect the honesty of dt’s, lived daily, honestly and repeated no matter what. Hipsterdom doesn’t respect dry heaving in the work bogs, muffling your own vomit. Hipsterdom doesn’t respect grey skin and red veined eyes staring back at you as your liver tries to evacuate out of your bowels. Commit or don’t.

 

[luka]

I do that all the time

you live in Portugal and spend all day on a sunny veranda drinking white wine and eating seafood. of course you dont wear socks.

 

[constant escape]

One final push and we will have resolved the issue of the hipster for all time

Well its either this or incels, no? What other contemporary/forming archetypes are we working with?

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

I just imagine it can't help but feel like an epochal moment the first time you do it
You've seen others do it, countless times. You wake up in the morning and you think fuck it today is the day. Then the doubts creep in, fuck does this look right? This looks mad. Nah it cool, stick with it. Believe.

And you step outside, realising that at that moment there is no turning back.

 

[luka]

i want to puke when i see pale hairy english ankles.

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

You forfeit a lot in that moment but you gain a whole world

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

I've never done it obviously

 

[luka]

Well its either this or incels, no? What other contemporary/forming archetypes are we working with?

its weird cos youre too young to remember a pre-hipster world,

 

[constant escape]

its weird cos youre too young to remember a pre-hipster world,

Say what you will about meta-narratives, they can make a nice backboard to bank your wonder off of. Speculatively appreciating worlds before your time. At least, it provides a rough schema, no? A draft to keep revising?

Although maybe I've managed to keep slipping myself the koolaid.

 

[IdleRich]

you live in Portugal and spend all day on a sunny veranda drinking white wine and eating seafood. of course you dont wear socks.

In a friend's oyster bar right now drinking white wine. Annoying that dissensus got interesting just as we arrived.
Earlier when I was on the beach no-one said anything.

 

[IdleRich]

I just tried to take a subtle picture of this amazing hipster guy in the oyster bar but my flash was on... embarrassing.

 

[luka]

I just tried to take a subtle picture of this amazing hipster guy in the oyster bar but my flash was on... embarrassing.

the other thing that can go wrong is it has that sound switched on that makes a fake camera noise really loudly