I will now watch Robocop

[version]

That film's got at least three classic one-liners. There's "Consider this a divorce" when he shoots his wife, "See you at the party, Richter" and "You think this is the real Quaid? It is!".

 

[luka]

the one the kids at primary loved was 'baby you make me wish i had three hands'

 

[luka]

@version @craner @woops @Corpsey and everyone else what are the top 12 arnie films ranked in order?

 

[woops]

that woman with three norks is the only thing i remembered from first viewing

 

[...]

@version @craner @woops @Corpsey and everyone else what are the top 12 arnie films ranked in order?

Good question, I’ll have to think about that.

 

[version]

I dunno that I've even seen twelve Arnie films.

 

[luka]

well just do the ones youve seen then

 

[luka]

Kung Fury 2
Hercules in New York
The Long Goodbye	​
Stay Hungry	​
The Villain	​
Scavenger Hunt	​
Conan the Barbarian	​
Conan the Destroyer	​
The Terminator	​
Red Sonja	​
Commando	​
Raw Deal	​
Predator	​
The Running Man	​
Red Heat	​
Twins	​
Total Recall	​
Kindergarten Cop	​
Terminator 2: Judgment Day	​
Dave	​
Last Action Hero	​
Beretta's Island	​
True Lies	​
Junior	​
Eraser	​
Jingle All the Way	​
Batman & Robin	​
End of Days	​
The 6th Day	​
Collateral Damage	​
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines	​
The Rundown	​
Around the World in 80 Days	​
The Kid & I	​
The Expendables	​
The Expendables 2	​
The Last Stand	​
Escape Plan	​
Sabotage	​
The Expendables 3	​
Maggie	​
Terminator Genisys	​
Aftermath	​
Killing Gunther	​
Wonders of the Sea 3D	​
The Game Changers	​
Viy 2: Journey to China	​
Terminator: Dark Fate	​

 

[version]

It was weird seeing him in The Long Goodbye. He just walks around looking muscley then takes his clothes off and stands around in his pants at one point.

 

[luka]

i thought him and sharon stone were perfectly cast in total recall cos they both look hyper real. you cant imagine seeing them on the street. theyre creatures of the screen, more image than flesh

 

[Mr. Tea]

It was weird seeing him in The Long Goodbye. He just walks around looking muscley then takes his clothes off and stands around in his pants at one point.

If you looked like that, you'd probably do that for the sheer hell of it too. I know I would.

 

[version]

Looking at that list, I realise I probably have seen twelve Arnie films.

 

[version]

End of Days is one I have a soft spot for. Quite like Gabriel Byrne as Satan.

 

[version]

Conan the Barbarian's insanely boring for a film with that title. The best bit's when James Earl Jones strokes the snake so it goes rigid then fires it out of a bow like an arrow. Hilarious. The bit where he turns into a snake himself is sick too.

 

[IdleRich]

Sixth Day was on telly not too long ago - I quite enjoyed it.

 

[woops]

might watch expendables nao, don't think i've seen that before, if it has jason statham in it that's a reliable indicator of an enjoyable watch

 

[version]

I hate True Lies because of Jamie Lee Curtis.

 

[...]

In order:

Predator
Terminator
Total Recall
Commando
Kindergarton Cop
Terminator 2
The Running Man
Red Heat
True Lies
Red Sonja

 

[version]

might watch expendables nao, don't think i've seen that before, if it has jason statham in it that's a reliable indicator of an enjoyable watch

It's got everyone. Those films are like A Bridge Too Far for action stars.

 

[luka]

Conan the Barbarian's insanely boring for a film with that title. The best bit's when James Earl Jones strokes the snake so it goes rigid then fires it out of a bow like an arrow. Hilarious. The bit where he turns into a snake himself is sick too.

i remember it being good but it was a long time ago and Conan is my favourite fictional character.