One of the maddest drunks I've met was one of my brothers' mates. He got so pissed he fell asleep in the barbed wire on top of this big wall he climbed and woke up just lying in it, all cut up and had no clue what had happened. Guy's a machine. He also once wandered into someone's room thinking was the bathroom and just pissed all over their TV then went back to bed.