Appreciation for The Dudes

[sus]

As representative for 25% of the dude population there is no way I wouldnt have been consulted

 

[Clinamenic]

As representative for 25% of the dude population there is no way I wouldnt have been consulted

Quorum is 50%

 

[Clinamenic]

Certain logistical matters remain unsettled, such as where, when, and what precisely this meeting will be, but it most certainly will be.

 

[woops]

I'm on the 6th hour of an acid trip so if you can reach out and touch me I'd be so happy

 

[sus]

Americans invented Christmas this is a scientific fact I learned it in the latest sam Kriss substack you're welcome bruts

 

[craner]

Americans invented Christmas this is a scientific fact I learned it in the latest sam Kriss substack you're welcome bruts

 

[sus]

The Germans banished St Nicholas after Martin Luther, they are santa killers who went the way of Anglos in the 19th century

 

[Corpsey]

I don't think I'd enjoy Home Alone 2 as an adult but as a child it did offer a sort of ideal vision of what Christmas could be like.

Towering trees, toy shops the size of stadiums, bag ladies with hearts of gold, Donald Trump and sucking dick for a suite at the Ritz

 

[luka]

our new wave of freaks have made the dudes seem very well-adjusted down to earth dudes

 

[Clinamenic]

Major things are about to happen in Chicago. I’m not sure the lads are prepared.

 

[Clinamenic]

In fact I’m not sure I’m prepared.

 

[sus]

Dude Critical Mass Approaching

 

[sus]

Stan just cut a million dollar Bitcoin deal over Zoom in front of us. Ian's jaw is on the floor, it's more than his entire Minnesota town's domestic product. Wes is considering quitting tattooing but I'm telling him not to sell out, stick out his art.

 

[sus]

We are voting on which Brit is the biggest alcoholic, it's very contentious

 

[sus]

Wes is wearing a shirt that reads—I Survived Ego Dissolution. And is drawing skeletons again.

 

[sus]

He asked to see my drawings and said they were "folksy." Devastating dismissal I'll never recover from

 

[luka]

youre all beautiful boys. im honoured to know you. im glad youre friends.

 

[luka]

i heard on the grapevine that ian has a trendy new haircut. im drinking amaro and smoking chesterfield.

 

[luka]

i heard on the grapevine that ian has a trendy new haircut. im drinking amaro and smoking chesterfield.

 

[version]

That's Matthew Modine.