What's In BoxedJoys Takeaway?

[Murphy]

ethical dilemmas, who isn’t going to want to watch an ostrich getting roasted

 

[Murphy]

 

[luka]

that ones an absolute classic

 

[luka]

i think when he uses the word 'tonic' he means good for erection strength and endurance

 

[Murphy]

Oyster “essence“ = prompt butt piss. This bloke will cook anything, let’s offer him Mr Tea!

 

[luka]

this is another corker

 

[Murphy]

Makes the French look like amateurs

I love his intros, commitment to lean protein @148 I.Q. Magical Thinker and heavy seasoning with ginger, garlic and music boosting every plate

Much more benevolent masters, long term

 

[luka]

his intros are hilarilous. yelling at the camera before slapping down some improbable carcass. grabbing some poor animal and giving it a hearty smack before beheading it with a meat cleaver. heaving a gigantic ox head onto the table

 

[luka]

then he feeds all his serfs round the table. does the Baron of Barry do that for his serfs? would he even let them in the manor hall? i think not.

 

[Murphy]

Or looking on in glee as his guests contort and dry heave

 

[luka]

just ordered some Chinese

 

[Leo]

what do you plan to do with them?

 

[woops]

what do you plan to do with them?

"what did you tell them to do"

 

[woops]

if you're going to rival @Mr. Tea in the poor joke stakes do it properly.

 

[Leo]

that's much better.

 

[line b]

https://twitter.com/RateMyTakeaway

 

[Murphy]

His wife died, mad story, insightful guide to northern England

 

[line b]

his intros are hilarilous. yelling at the camera before slapping down some improbable carcass. grabbing some poor animal and giving it a hearty smack before beheading it with a meat cleaver. heaving a gigantic ox head onto the table

the shot of him knocking out its teeth with a hammer just out of veiw behind a single tree branch is artfully done

 

[catalog]

What pizza are you gonna get @luka

 

[luka]

What pizza are you gonna get @luka

im going out now probably a cheese feast with stuffed crust