What's In BoxedJoys Takeaway?

[luka]

he probably shouldnt have murdered those nuns tbf

 

[Clinamenic]

I feel terrible. Sorry @craner and sorry @Leo i honestly thought it was @Clinamenic got my wires crossed there. Would never have insulted Leo like thst

You confused me with Craner or with Leo? Careful how you answer this.

 

[catalog]

I thought it was you who was slow on the shooter. Confused you with leo

 

[catalog]

Probably Luka's worst ever thread.

definitely one of the top 3 threads of all time

 

[catalog]

As for me, I was about to start a thread about would you ever get a weird pet if I paid you 5 grand.
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a game i sometimes play with my wife is to say "if someone offered you 5 grnd, would you sell the dog" and keep incresing (she always says no) til we are at like 2 million and she's hesitating more

 

[Leo]

slow on the shooter.

once again: not slow, better.

 

[Leo]

that was a pretty bright burst of commenting energy for a random Monday night, catalog and luka running roughshod fueled by whisky and frozen pizza.

 

[catalog]

i've just gone the shop and bouight 4 330ml bottles of unfiltered stella

 

[luka]

do this and film it for the lads

 

[catalog]

Actually I have bought a ring which allows me to remove bottle tops very easily. And I bought the right fof that specific purpose. Ive already made a video of it and its really good but I can't share it here unfortunately

 

[catalog]

The guy I was in Italy with last summer taught me how to do it and when I was in thd outsider art museum, they had cheap rings so I got one and wowed all the yanks. But I then lost the ring somehow when I was fucked on thc goo in the airport. But I picked one up thed other day for 20 quid in an antiques shop

 

[boxedjoy]

I wonder if @boxedjoy had a takeaway tonight, I reckon he might have done.

I actually did that night! It was really good

 

[catalog]

Goowanmyson

 

[IdleRich]

The guy I was in Italy with last summer taught me how to do it and when I was in thd outsider art museum, they had cheap rings so I got one and wowed all the yanks. But I then lost the ring somehow when I was fucked on thc goo in the airport. But I picked one up thed other day for 20 quid in an antiques shop

Looks like a good idea... why didn't you educate me in these when I asked about jewellery in the fashion thread?

 

[catalog]

Actually it's quite difficult on a conventional 330ml bottle, opening them I mean. Feel like I might break my finger. Not quite got the knack. Works very well on the larger real ale style bottles.

If I were you rich, I would get a chunkier one than I've got. I've basically got a sterling silver one, bug it's very thin, like a wedding band.

But thd better one to get is thicker with some kind of emblem on it. Like a biker ring. Make sure you get sterling silver and you be laughing. Wowing all of the Portuguese who will think you've made fire.

 

[luka]

i imagine catalogs fingers to be very skinny and knobbly. maybe a bit hairy.

 

[catalog]

No hair but otherwise accurate. My giant cousin in America marvelled at how small my hands were, laughed his head off when my shoe size was revealed to be same as his 9 year old sons

 

[luka]

ive got square stubby fingers. americans grow really large for some reason. apparently limburger is tiny though, like a wee pixie.

 

[catalog]

Genetically modified cool size

 

[Leo]

old wives tale about finger-penis length. probably not true.