Reality not so much 'fake' as being scripted by Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci - examples

[Mr. Tea]

Could this be the future of farming? Inside Europe's biggest vertical farm

The whole point of a vertical farm is to create an environment where you can grow plants, stacked on top of each other in high density. The idea being that you can grow your salads or peas somewhere close to the cities where they're consumed.

news.sky.com

 

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[Mr. Tea]

In his defence, I guess he's used to publicly showing off an impressive cock?

 

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can anyone tell me whether the results were good. i don't want to click through

 

[Mr. Tea]

Elephants are not people, rules Colorado Supreme Court

Judges ruled a bid to free five elderly African elephants from Cheyenne Mountain Zoo was based on a law that only applied to humans.

www.bbc.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

Possible x-post with the Grim Britannia thread:

A judge has let rip at a woman who admitted to sending videos of her breaking wind to her boyfriend’s ex.

Rhiannon Evans, 25, is believed to be the first person to ever face charges for cyber-farting over Christmas.

Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex

Rhiannon Evans, 25, bombarded her boyfriend's ex with 'inappropraite' videos of her farting.

metro.co.uk

 

[Mr. Tea]

Man fired from government chemical weapons lab for being insufficiently woke about gender:

Scientist forced out over gender beliefs wins two-year legal battle

FSU member and former government scientist Peter Wilkins has won his employment tribunal case after being forced out of Porton

freespeechunion.org