Reality not so much 'fake' as being scripted by Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci - examples

[Mr. Tea]

Could this be the future of farming? Inside Europe's biggest vertical farm

The whole point of a vertical farm is to create an environment where you can grow plants, stacked on top of each other in high density. The idea being that you can grow your salads or peas somewhere close to the cities where they're consumed.

news.sky.com

 

[version]

 

[Mr. Tea]

In his defence, I guess he's used to publicly showing off an impressive cock?

 

[ghost]

can anyone tell me whether the results were good. i don't want to click through

 

[Mr. Tea]

Elephants are not people, rules Colorado Supreme Court

Judges ruled a bid to free five elderly African elephants from Cheyenne Mountain Zoo was based on a law that only applied to humans.

www.bbc.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

Possible x-post with the Grim Britannia thread:

A judge has let rip at a woman who admitted to sending videos of her breaking wind to her boyfriend’s ex.

Rhiannon Evans, 25, is believed to be the first person to ever face charges for cyber-farting over Christmas.

Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex

Rhiannon Evans, 25, bombarded her boyfriend's ex with 'inappropraite' videos of her farting.

metro.co.uk

 

[Mr. Tea]

Man fired from government chemical weapons lab for being insufficiently woke about gender:

Scientist forced out over gender beliefs wins two-year legal battle

FSU member and former government scientist Peter Wilkins has won his employment tribunal case after being forced out of Porton

freespeechunion.org

 

[Mr. Tea]

Trump Spreads Bizarre Conspiracy Theory That Biden Was Executed and Replaced by a Robot Clone

President Donald Trump shared a post by a user on Truth Social that falsely alleged Joe Biden was executed in 2020 replaced by a robot.

www.rollingstone.com

 

[GhostofKinski]

 

[GhostofKinski]

A small but significant turning point was Netanyahu's "Iranian bomb" graphic.

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It’s hard to argue with scientific evidence like that.

 

[Mr. Tea]

It’s hard to argue with scientific evidence like that.

I just did an image search for "wyle e coyote bomb" and there are a ton of variants on this:

 

[ghost]

Trump Spreads Bizarre Conspiracy Theory That Biden Was Executed and Replaced by a Robot Clone

President Donald Trump shared a post by a user on Truth Social that falsely alleged Joe Biden was executed in 2020 replaced by a robot.

www.rollingstone.com

every accusation is a confession

 

[GhostofKinski]

Trump Spreads Bizarre Conspiracy Theory That Biden Was Executed and Replaced by a Robot Clone

President Donald Trump shared a post by a user on Truth Social that falsely alleged Joe Biden was executed in 2020 replaced by a robot.

www.rollingstone.com

Is really any wonder he’s the best we’ve got?
(Wipes tear of pride from eye)
God Bless America

 

[Mr. Tea]

Is really any wonder he’s the best we’ve got?
(Wipes tear of pride from eye)
God Bless America

You'd have thought Robo-Biden might have been a bit more reliable and functional than Biden actually was towards the end of his term.

 

[GhostofKinski]

You'd have thought Robo-Biden might have been a bit more reliable and functional than Biden actually was towards the end of his term.

Yeah, there’s always a few quirks that need to get worked out with these prototypes.

Just think though. By the time M.T Greene, Boebert & Rubio are of cloning age. It will be perfect

 

[luka]

They did it with paul mxcartney a long time ago tho, and gucci mane