I wonder if in this era of freely accessible porn, the porn stars are actually less sexy than some figure of mainstream wholesomeness on TV who you can only imagine is depraved in private?I did think corpsey might know something about this thread too, but thought he’s too depraved. I’d imagine looking through his porn history is like opening up the gates of hell.
there’s a strange infantilism to this type of sexuality- obviously the preference for mums, but also the preference for former children’s tv hosts (holly willoughby, kat deely). It’s like if you have a 5 year old the sexuality of a fully grown man.
The only knowledge of the world is acquired through the tv.
the time honoured ritual known as the fuck tree for example https://thethousandloadbottom.blogspot.com/2017/10/hampstead-heath.htmlIt is fascinating. Also fits echoes other British forms of ritual- the rave thing of driving around and meeting up with strangers in there cars, the wicker man thing of wearing masks and all that
"No romance without finance"
"Cause nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin"
This is the beginning of a theory of neoliberalism. We can cite anthropologist Laura Betzig: "In short, reproductive inequality implies economic inequality. At the same time, economic inequality implies political inequality.”
Cmon. Pick up the baton Barty.
I remember my friend saying that his favourite girls were Swedes cos they are dirty... I said "Aren't British girls dirty?" and he said "Yeah, but they're ugly".Which all plays into our sexuality. I assume Britain’s one of the most sexually liberated places on earth- it certainly doesn’t have America’s puritanical, or clinical streak to it- and that I suppose comes from our fundamental acknowledgment we’re all just farting, gross sex fiends- nothing more than that.
Who is Kirstin O'Brien?there's a Kirstin O'Brien quote where she talks about knowing that every straight man she meets of a certain age has definitely tried to have a wank over her at some point
The blonde woman who presented SMart with Mark Speight.Who is Kirstin O'Brien?
Wait I've been listening to the Fratellis all morning, you're telling me there's something wrong with that? I have heard of a band called Mumford & Sons that apparently plays very authentic folk music. I'll check them out see if it breaks my bad habits@thirdform Gus needs a weekend of utter debauchery over here. Squat juiced floors, jumping in a transit for a rig pounding somewhere unknown until dawn, fed acid and other warp drive compounds. A Sunday afternoon where he plateaus to an old Weatherall mix on a sofa full of casualties and if he becomes coherent another blotter to swarm the infested brain
Purge the Fratellis and mandolin wank. Then on Monday morning, leave him alone with S Reid on the box
Job done