version vs corpsey

[luka]

who do you prefer and why?

 

[IdleRich]

Let he who is without sin cast the first vote.

 

[Corpsey]

 

[luka]

you look like a 'controversial' LBC talkshow host. Jack Law: he tells it like it is

 

[luka]

they first met debating about hatcha dubplates on dubstepforum

 

[luka]

then corpse was cock of the walk. he didnt even notice version, casually belittled him, shit on his shoe...

 

[Corpsey]

you look like a 'controversial' LBC talkshow host. Jack Law: he tells it like it is

You know my nickname amongst my liberal friends is LBC Law?

Cos of my habit of getting drunk and ranting about men's rights and immigrants.

 

[luka]

little did he know version (then going under the moniker 'bass armegeddon' had vowed implacable revenge

 

[craner]

I wonder what Version and Corpsey can do for me to help me decide.

 

[luka]

You know my nickname amongst my liberal friends is LBC Law?

Cos of my habit of getting drunk and ranting about men's rights and immigrants.

i didnt but that is brilliant

 

[Corpsey]

That's why one of my friends almost punched me for calling him a cuck

 

[luka]

i want to see that personna expressed on dissensus. you need to bring it out

 

[Corpsey]

I need booze for that. The drunken me is both much better and much worse than the sober me.

 

[luka]

no one but me and craner seem to post drunk thats the problem with dissensus imo

 

[Corpsey]

I basically just want to annoy and hurt people because I'm so alienated from them that I'm desperate for confirmation that I exist. If I was hanging out with Tories I'd be enraging them by calling for total communism.

 

[Corpsey]

A confused peasant who's read too much and too little. Caliban with the look of Levi Bellfield.

 

[Corpsey]

A comical character from a Victorian novel. A farmhand with affectations of being a gentleman.

 

[luka]

some manure shoveller misquoting john ruskin

 

[Corpsey]

Tries it on with the heroine. Stammering through a Shakespearean sonnet, mispronouncing all the words, holding a wilted flower in the other hand.

 

[Corpsey]

Piteous but laughable and disgusting. Get them out of this story before it loses all dignity.