version vs corpsey

[Corpsey]

Pawn of the satanic landowner. Meat slab faced and quick to anger

 

[Corpsey]

Believes there was a a minor gentry member four generations back, plans to have a family crest designed.

 

[Corpsey]

BBC four on the TV but in his lap the phone pumping out pornography

 

[Corpsey]

Thought he was the only one who'd read The Trial

Underlined all the wrong words

 

[Clinamenic]

Why are multiple votes allowed? Thats not nearly as divisive as it could be.

 

[...]

Luke just started this thread to create a space for Corpsey to discourse on the subject of himself. He’s trying to divert it from Lads WhatsApp.

 

[vershy versh]

He's always trying to pit us against one another. He wants blood.

 

[luka]

Why are multiple votes allowed? Thats not nearly as divisive as it could be.

an oversight, bitterly regretted

 

[sadmanbarty]

Well, Jack's the dark heart of Albion. He’s an avatar of a distinctly English sickness. His eyes burn with the flames of Blake’s Satanic mills. He’s Fred West. He’s Tesco white bread prawn sandwiches. He’s abusive tweets sent to Dianne Abbot and tearing hijabs off of muslim women on the bus. He’s jammy dodger crumbs amassing in a spunk- and glutton-filled belly button. He’s a drum and bass compilation CD. He's a night out at the Ministry of Sound. He’s a couple of loose polos dispersed between the used tissues in a car's glove compartment. He’s intoxicated hooliganism on a Mediterranean lads holiday and leering at 15 year old girls walking past a building site.

So while I’m obviously impartial, I would say that a vote for Jack is literally a vote for the worst person who’s ever existed.

 

[luka]

He's always trying to pit us against one another. He wants blood.

corpseys winning

 

[Clinamenic]

an oversight, bitterly regretted

An oversight I will exploit in the interest of unity, to combat your efforts.

 

[Clinamenic]

Says it all

 

[vershy versh]

I thought it would be crass to vote for myself, but Corpsey's already done it so that's out the window.

 

[luka]

its neck and neck

 

[sadmanbarty]

I prefer Version to Corpsey, but Corp$ey over both of them.

 

[luka]

plus corpsey sent us a picture of his cock & balls but version hasnt even sent us a picture of his face yet

 

[sadmanbarty]

plus corpsey sent us a picture of his cock & balls but version hasnt even sent us a picture of his face yet

Clutching the base of the shaft with an ok sign finger placement

 

[sadmanbarty]

Picture taken from underneath so it felt like it was dwarfing the viewer.

 

[luka]

fat greasy flaccid penis. very respectable organ in all honesty. dont have a bad word to say about it.

 

[sadmanbarty]

His face peering from out the side of his shaft in the distance with a gleeful smile as if to say "get a load of that lads"