I killed the hope in Corpsey.
Well, Jack's the dark heart of Albion. He’s an avatar of a distinctly English sickness. His eyes burn with the flames of Blake’s Satanic mills. He’s Fred West. He’s Tesco white bread prawn sandwiches. He’s abusive tweets sent to Dianne Abbot and tearing hijabs off of muslim women on the bus. He’s jammy dodger crumbs amassing in a spunk- and glutton-filled belly button. He’s a drum and bass compilation CD. He's a night out at the Ministry of Sound. He’s a couple of loose polos dispersed between the used tissues in a car's glove compartment. He’s intoxicated hooliganism on a Mediterranean lads holiday and leering at 15 year old girls walking past a building site.
So while I’m obviously impartial, I would say that a vote for Jack is literally a vote for the worst person who’s ever existed.
About me vs Corpsey or in general?@version what are you thinking?
What does Barty do now he doesn't come on here?i went to the pub, fell asleep, woke up, bartys on the phone reminiscing about how funny that dark heart of albion post was