That is... interesting. What is your relationship with fruit, woops?i can comment on the diet,
i never eat vegetables ever unless they're blended or puréed or whatever to the consistency of baby food. nothing to do with foreign muck, i love foreign muck. i just can't stand the texture of vegetables, ever since i can remember. my brother is just the same. @luka made me some roast veg once and i ate them all, i was drunk though.
It's my belief that my ability to survive on a diet of meat, cheese and bread only is a feat of autism
My dad was like that, no taste buds. Nearly every home-cooked meal was pork chop, mash and greens. My mum once got adventurous and made a lasagne but he just forked it off the plate into the dog's bowl and stormed out. I used to wonder if it was something to do with food poverty when he was younger, but he couldn't make a cup of tea either, it tasted like there was oil in it. I never saw him cook anything except put some bread in the toaster.My brother is a bit like that. Eats to live. Bland bollocks we call him. You go round there and he’ll openly ask if you want “pasta and red stuff” for dinner, except the red stuff is passata heated in a pan with zero seasoning. Lazy cunt
To be fair, tomatoes have no business on a burger, and most kebab salad is washed in chlorine.sometimes he gets annoyed when i mention these details but i think i can get away with it today
but he refuses to have salad in his kebab (replace it with chips) and wont let them put lettuce/tomato
in his cheezeburger