Binary & Tweed
Not real ones, anyway.
This is just saying 'can you believe that the British aren't pathologically imprinted to the most basic oral pleasure circuit?' The entirety of American culture is a paean to the blessed state of babyhood, suckling at the breast and being fed sugary sugary food. All the food is wet and warm and childish gobby and gloopy and in vast quantities with the adult babies gorging themselves until they are enveloped in the warm flesh of their personal fat suit. Nothing must get in the way of the Feed: every event is merely a pretext to eat. Sports fixtures are preceded by hours of gorging, with the sport itself carefully designed to be either uneventful or repetitive enough to present no risk of distraction from the quivering pink nipple of the blubbery footlong or the spongy breast of the doughnut. Even their President is a boob.
I'm sorry that in all your time stateside nobody made you homemade cookieswe do have cookies. you can buy them in tescos and you have been able to for about 25 years. generally the difference between the american sense of biscuits and the european sense of biscuits is that the american ones have about twice as much sugar in them