Strange British Things.

[william_kent]

we have mixed biscuits

 

[sus]

Very sad that the Dutch didn't colonize your floating fortress

 

[sus]

homemade chocolate chip cookies are worth it

 

[luka]

they're for children and people with a child's pallette.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Give the child back their palate!

 

[WashYourHands]

milk and cookies before bed could never happen in this nation even when we had access to EU milk lakes, too Calvinistic

lobbing cuts of Betty Crocker cookie dough in the oven (or mashed straight from the pack stoned) is strictly a US phenomenon

 

[sus]

 

[sus]

milk and cookies before bed could never happen in this nation even when we had access to EU milk lakes, too Calvinistic

lobbing cuts of Betty Crocker cookie dough in the oven (or mashed straight from the pack stoned) is strictly a US phenomenon

Only homemade dough. 4:4:3:8 ratio of softened butter to brown sugar to white sugar to flour. Whisked up, egg and a pinch of vanilla, salt, and baking soda. Add oats, nuts, dried fruit, chips as desired. Thirteen minutes at 350.

 

[sus]

@mvuent @Clinamenic @linebaugh can you believe the Brits have never had a snickerdoodle? Never had a warm peanut butter cookie adorned by fork-pressed grid? A cowboy cookie with trailmix? Neverhad a thumbprint cookie with apricot jam, or a soft chewy molasses cookie?

 

[version]

Eldritch.

 

[sus]

Soft. Gooey. Hot fresh from the heaven. Brown sugar and cacao melting in your mouth. The ultimate of American comfort food.

 

[sus]

They eat crumbly dry biscuits all day instead of this slutty perfection

 

[WashYourHands]

tastes like……….indigestion

Gus a GBBO fan = affirmative, confirmed

 

[WashYourHands]

Mr Tea eats these

 

[Clinamenic]

@mvuent @Clinamenic @linebaugh can you believe the Brits have never had a snickerdoodle? Never had a warm peanut butter cookie adorned by fork-pressed grid? A cowboy cookie with trailmix? Neverhad a thumbprint cookie with apricot jam, or a soft chewy molasses cookie?

Despite being an older nation than we are, they are also somehow less refined and important overall.

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[WashYourHands]

I’ve lived among you and your gas station snacks are shite compared to ours

 

[Clinamenic]

^ the countenance of cookie envy

 

[linebaugh]

@mvuent @Clinamenic @linebaugh can you believe the Brits have never had a snickerdoodle? Never had a warm peanut butter cookie adorned by fork-pressed grid? A cowboy cookie with trailmix? Neverhad a thumbprint cookie with apricot jam, or a soft chewy molasses cookie?

Is thia real?

 

[linebaugh]

Do they not have cookies?