Interveiw With The Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

[Clinamenic]

is this something to do with britney?

silver re: vampires, keyboard re: moderator authority.

 

[IdleRich]

Not recently, but I've seen it a couple of times.

Same. Also I read the book - or in fact I read more than one of Ann Rice's series of books about vampires. They were fucking terrible.

 

[IdleRich]

the dog stood to attention

Does this mean that you have an erection?

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

No idea it was soft core pornography for moms

Oh you sweet summer child

Unaware that the early 90s was truly the Golden Age of queerbaiting vampire erotica

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

 

[line b]

so we had a two decade span of mass market vampie erotica then. quite impressive

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

I think Interview With the Vampire is pretty enjoyable btw

Is it ridiculous? Yes, very

But I appreciate that everyone is fucking going for it

Can Pitt convey the melancholy + ennui of undead eternity? Not even remotely, but he's trying his best, dammit. Tom Cruise, going for it in a definitely not gay vampire movie. All those asshole Paris vampires with their fin de siecle Old World decadence (and Antonio Banderas' absurd wig). I mean come on yall its Neal Jordan. In paycheck/exploitation cinema mode to be sure, but still.

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

Bram Stoker's Dracula is on the same sumptuous, practical effects, early 90s tip but more like a less good but still pretty good throwback to Coppola's classic 70s biz. Gary Oldman, fucking going for it. Keanu Reeves...trying, I guess.

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

Gary Oldman renouncing God

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

When you renounce God you get sentenced to steampunk purgatory

 

[Leo]

@luka and @padraig (u.s.) suddenly back in top form, good times.

 

[IdleRich]

Bram Stoker's Dracula is on the same sumptuous, practical effects, early 90s tip but more like a less good but still pretty good throwback to Coppola's classic 70s biz. Gary Oldman, fucking going for it. Keanu Reeves...trying, I guess.

Keanu chose to play Jonathan Harker in exactly the same way he played Theodore Logan.

 

[catalog]

I watched it because I wanted to watch something kind of dumb in a middlebrow, master and commander type way and I thought thats what this film was. No idea it was soft core pornography for moms

Maybe try the malkovitch and Glenn close dangerous liaisons?

Also have you seen point break?

You might also like one false move that is middlebrow greatness imo.

Or maybe midnight run?

Or disorganised crime that's brilliant too.

 

[Clinamenic]

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I actually just watched this a month or so ago, that Walken scene was a treat haha