"can't soundclash" according to a VERY HARD MAN
This is intended as a rolling thread. Regular updates, please!
"The fact that five patients were found to have vacuum cleaner injuries to the penis in the past twenty years in a town of approximately 50,000 persons suggests that this may be a more common injury than was supposed. Most patients will attempt to fabricate a plausible story to explain their penile injury, but the majority, on closer questioning, will eventually relate the truth. Perhaps the true cause of many penile injuries goes unrecorded in busy metropolitan emergency rooms, and this may account for the paucity of reported cases."
"Penile injuries from vacuum cleaners range in severity from edema, ecchymosis, and minimal lacerations that are not extensive enough to warrant suture, to degloving injuries requiring split-thickness skin grafting, and up to extensive lacerations of the glans, penile shaft, corpora cavernosa, and urethra. The more severe injuries can result in subsequent penile deformity and urethral strictures... The majority of the reported injuries were sustained when the erect penis was placed directly into the body of the vacuum cleaner or electric broom where the fan blades are located, approximately 15 cm from the inlet."
i think that once you start paying for stuff like this there's no way back any more.Are any of you into onlyfans?
I've not really explored it but I found a compelling one where the woman has a remote controlled vibrator that goes off everytime the audience tips her
The scenario is weird too - she's watching TV with a bloke and another woman and they're supposedly oblivious to her masturbating and she's glancing at the camera, at the audience of hunched over Herberts, as if to say "you naughty boy/s"
Cracked a few out over these videos already
And this is really only giving you a peep into the swamp of my subconscious
Funny isn't it the shame that exists around sex
I guess that's where a lot of these kinks come from in the first place