Flicking through the channels, I come across an intriguing looking film entitled (apparently) O Rebelde Salvafdor, but a little investigation reveals that when you translate it from foreign into English, it's apparently called Machine Gun Preacher and it stars the unstoppable Gerard Butler. He's like my version of the Mandela Effect in that three or four years ago he definitely didn't exist, but now suddenly he's in about half the films that have ever been made. I've obviously moved into a different reality, one where the person in charge thought it would be funny to take the most average looking guy - a kind of, not even "boy next door" if such a type is recognised, but rather the "ugly cantankerous old weirdo next door" and make him, first of all an action hero, and then, even more improbably have him porking Catherine Zeta-Jones, Thandie Newton, and now Michelle Monaghan. People who aren't just out of his league... these are the biggest mismatches I've seen since Real Madrid played Man City!
In fact I particularly want to talk about Thandie Newton whom he gets together with in Rock n Rolla - first of all (as you'd expect with the Mandela Effect thing) he definitely wasn't in that film the first two or three times I saw it, then, last time, suddenly he was the star, and somehow he's being chased by Thandie Newon AND Tom Hardy, we're supposed to believe this guy who looks like a brick with a beard is irresistible to men and women?