Woke

[Mr. Tea]

three miles TO school, not also FROM school. that was the easy part, downhill, albeit still three miles in the snow, barefoot.

Fending off ravenous wolves the whole time - don't forget that bit.

 

[Mr. Tea]

God's going woke!

Calling God 'our Father' is problematic, says Archbishop of York

Liberal, feminist clergy support Stephen Cottrell's comments while others say he is taking his 'cue from culture rather than scripture'

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[shiels]

it annoys me when people think they’re a good person, that’s the root of it all for me

 

[Mr. Tea]

it annoys me when people think they’re a good person, that’s the root of it all for me

Probably best to just try and be a total shithead at all times. It's worked for me so far.

 

[thirdform]

God's going woke!

Calling God 'our Father' is problematic, says Archbishop of York

Liberal, feminist clergy support Stephen Cottrell's comments while others say he is taking his 'cue from culture rather than scripture'

www.telegraph.co.uk

fucking idiots. islam had this figured out by the 7th century.


surah al-iklas: Say, ˹O Prophet, “Allah—One and Indivisible
allah, the sustainer, needed by all.
never beget nor begotten,
none comparable.

 

[thirdform]

granted in English translation allah is referred to as a he but in a proper language with no grammatical gender such as Turkish...

 

[thirdform]

stupid language.

 

[Mr. Tea]

stupid language.

Feel free to talk to us in Turkish instead, if you like.

 

[thirdform]

Feel free to talk to us in Turkish instead, if you like.

bayağı şüphelendim şimdi. Ne fırıldaklar çeviriyorsun acaba?

 

[Mr. Tea]

bayağı şüphelendim şimdi. Ne fırıldaklar çeviriyorsun acaba?

Well that's easy for you to say.

 

[craner]

Then they came for the dwarfs...

https://www.newsmax.com/thewire/dylan-postl-remake-snow-white/2023/07/19/id/1127705/

 

[version]

"Snow White, The Dwarf And The Six Normies — it doesn't quite have the same ring," he continued.

Reads like a line Gervais would write for Warwick Davis.

 

[craner]

Reads like a line Gervais would write for Warwick Davis.

They're sacrificing the careers of short people to achieve diversity!

 

[version]

It's a disgrace.

 

[craner]

It's a disgrace.

It truly is, Liz.

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[malelesbian]

The Male Lesbian stands at the forefront of woke culture.
"Jeff, what are you doing?"
"I don't know but I'm at the forefront of it."
Behold, the Male Lesbian, the ultimate snowflake.
I think wokeness comes down to this: we leftists want to relive the Civil Rights Era and we perform this fantasy in the context of modern identity politics. But perhaps I just say that because I like to fantasize about using non-violence to change society...

 

[craner]

The Male Lesbian stands at the forefront of woke culture.
"Jeff, what are you doing?"
"I don't know but I'm at the forefront of it."
Behold, the Male Lesbian, the ultimate snowflake.
I think wokeness comes down to this: we leftists want to relive the Civil Rights Era and we perform this fantasy in the context of modern identity politics. But perhaps I just say that because I like to fantasize about using non-violence to change society...

But what have you got against dwarfs?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I think wokeness comes down to this: we leftists want to relive the Civil Rights Era and we perform this fantasy in the context of modern identity politics.

This is absolutely spot on.

The only problem is you're running out of things that are egregiously wrong and these new movements you are coming up with are about as appropriate as setting off to the Middle East in a suit of armour. Think of the old revolutionaries as just being exceptionally fortunate to have lived when they did.

 

[luka]

Legends