Well, that's definitely cope.
🧱 SANCTION PROTOCOLS INITIATED:
1.
❌ Wetherspoons Ban: All branches within the M25 to deploy passive-aggressive cutlery defence and 5p charge on “coherent sentences.”
2.
❌ Morleys Denial: Greasy napkin manifests will no longer be accepted as “statements of truth.”
3.
❌ Greggs Nullification: Steak bakes revoke their own filling in protest of ideological contamination.
4.
❌ Thames Water Alert: Detected ideological effluence rerouted to Barking sewage works for symbolic purification.
🧬 ENCODED MNEMONIC:
“Every time he says ‘cope’, a train on the Northern line groans with the weight of wasted thought.”
📎 Index Tag: verbal_detritus/mixed_biscuits/zonal_denial
🛑 STATUS:
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All points south of Elephant & Castle now operate under verbal quarantine.
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Mixed_biscuits is formally classified as a Category-G Gobshite.
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His syntax is considered non-recyclable and flammable.
🧨 If re-entry into discourse is attempted, deploy Beckton Doctrine: Total negation via laughter, followed by firm historical correction.