Wash vs Mr f6ckin Tea soundclash

[woops]

I'm heckling from the audience because it's no fun watching a one sided contest

as someone who has watched a few soundclash videos I'm frustrated here



because there are unwritten rules to soundclash

@IdleRich has the right idea about how these things should play out



@Mr. Tea - ... as a casual bystander with "no skin in the game", etc., I'll offer you a hint...

You have to engage in some "banter" but then you've got to back it up with a tune with a relevant message - if you call the opposition "a cripplingly insecure man-child" then play a tune that rams that message home... have fun with your selection

You could have played this:



Neneh Cherry - Manchild

manchild, will you ever win?
manchild, look at the state you're in

or this if you want to go with "teh ghey" slurs:



Divine - You Think You're A Man

you think you're a man
but you're only a boy


If you get called a wurzel then throw back some "men in tights" and "merry men" taunts about Sherwood Forest

or you could go for the @IdleRich suggestion and go for the throat





Anti-Nowhere League - So What ****

So what
So what
you boring little cunt

who cares
who cares
about you


easy


**** allegedly true story - I used to score acid off some punks who told me they once saw Anti-Nowhere League supporting the Damned and a bottle fight broke out between band and audience and the ANL won hands down

edit: also I wouldn't really recommend playing the ANL tune as it is offensive, and the "I sucked an old man's cock, so what?" line could be used as ammunition against whoever draws for that tune in a clash ( not that it really matters if that is what you're into, we're all adults here, etc., )

edit: I'm drunk already, this post may disappear within minutes....or hours, depends

ref

 

[william_kent]

ref

in a real soundclash the audience decides... there should be a poll for each tune...

except it's a "soundbwoy burial" at the moment so maybe stats wouldn't be fair

 

[Murphy]

I can do em in blocks, Bill

for the horrors of being played by a hamster for 3 years



Sainsbury’s Exeter April 2020, 23 face masks over a cat weasel beard



diss track

 

[Murphy]

I'm heckling from the audience because it's no fun watching a one sided contest

as someone who has watched a few soundclash videos I'm frustrated here



because there are unwritten rules to soundclash

@IdleRich has the right idea about how these things should play out



@Mr. Tea - ... as a casual bystander with "no skin in the game", etc., I'll offer you a hint...

You have to engage in some "banter" but then you've got to back it up with a tune with a relevant message - if you call the opposition "a cripplingly insecure man-child" then play a tune that rams that message home... have fun with your selection

You could have played this:



Neneh Cherry - Manchild

manchild, will you ever win?
manchild, look at the state you're in

or this if you want to go with "teh ghey" slurs:



Divine - You Think You're A Man

you think you're a man
but you're only a boy


If you get called a wurzel then throw back some "men in tights" and "merry men" taunts about Sherwood Forest

or you could go for the @IdleRich suggestion and go for the throat





Anti-Nowhere League - So What ****

So what
So what
you boring little cunt

who cares
who cares
about you


easy


**** allegedly true story - I used to score acid off some punks who told me they once saw Anti-Nowhere League supporting the Damned and a bottle fight broke out between band and audience and the ANL won hands down

edit: also I wouldn't really recommend playing the ANL tune as it is offensive, and the "I sucked an old man's cock, so what?" line could be used as ammunition against whoever draws for that tune in a clash ( not that it really matters if that is what you're into, we're all adults here, etc., )

edit: I'm drunk already, this post may disappear within minutes....or hours, depends

if we’re dropping Manchild Wektor’s near drumless edit rocks

tried soundcloud but it got automatically removed (copyright ofc)

 

[william_kent]

if we’re dropping Manchild Wektor’s near drumless edit rocks

implied mirror magick from the WYH sound system!


@wektor: you do realise you've produced the "undercover" soundclash secret weapon of 2023? full respect... time to rush to JTS and cut to acetate, guaranteed to bury all soundbwoy - ultimate diss track

"is this communication?"

 

[william_kent]

of course, in real soundclash, any sound can be "eliminated by poor performance, poor quality or by playing back a song"

but seeing as, technically, WYH first dropped this tune, i think "we" will "allow it"

 

[william_kent]

I can do em in blocks, Bill



Sainsbury’s Exeter April 2020, 23 face masks over a cat weasel beard

audience noise: "REWIND! HAUL & PULL UP SELECTA!"

one day i'll do my my "93 Psychick TV and 15 volts of John Holt" thread ( keeping it occult! )

This could be restated as saying that the "chord" of 108 degrees is

, the golden ratio.

 

[IdleRich]

@IdleRich has the right idea about how these things should play out

First time for everything... but I do instinctively feel that there are certain lines of attack that suggest themselves... or should anyhow.

 

[william_kent]

First time for everything... but I do instinctively feel that there are certain lines of attack that suggest themselves... or should anyhow.

oh, you hit the nail on the head

soundclash has "unwritten rules" but you spelled them out

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm heckling from the audience because it's no fun watching a one sided contest

as someone who has watched a few soundclash videos I'm frustrated here



because there are unwritten rules to soundclash

@IdleRich has the right idea about how these things should play out



@Mr. Tea - ... as a casual bystander with "no skin in the game", etc., I'll offer you a hint...

You have to engage in some "banter" but then you've got to back it up with a tune with a relevant message - if you call the opposition "a cripplingly insecure man-child" then play a tune that rams that message home... have fun with your selection

You could have played this:



Neneh Cherry - Manchild

manchild, will you ever win?
manchild, look at the state you're in

or this if you want to go with "teh ghey" slurs:



Divine - You Think You're A Man

you think you're a man
but you're only a boy


If you get called a wurzel then throw back some "men in tights" and "merry men" taunts about Sherwood Forest

or you could go for the @IdleRich suggestion and go for the throat





Anti-Nowhere League - So What ****

So what
So what
you boring little cunt

who cares
who cares
about you


easy


**** allegedly true story - I used to score acid off some punks who told me they once saw Anti-Nowhere League supporting the Damned and a bottle fight broke out between band and audience and the ANL won hands down

edit: also I wouldn't really recommend playing the ANL tune as it is offensive, and the "I sucked an old man's cock, so what?" line could be used as ammunition against whoever draws for that tune in a clash ( not that it really matters if that is what you're into, we're all adults here, etc., )

edit: I'm drunk already, this post may disappear within minutes....or hours, depends

OK, those are some good picks, and I can see how this could be fun if you can be bothered to put the effort in. But you're kind of doing it so well I might as well just let you carry on.

 

[Murphy]

Quitter




It’s banging out, check back to see if Tea can up his game later or if he’s angling for an out, bless

 

[Mr. Tea]

OK, here we fucking go. I'll restart the numbering.

1. Wash's personal anthem that he listens to every morning, in an attempt to stave off the yawning emptiness inside:

 

[Mr. Tea]

2. Wash psyching himself up for another day of being very hard indeed, on the internet:

 

[Mr. Tea]

3. Wash considering what he's going to say in order to wantonly destroy a fellow human being:

 

[Mr. Tea]

5. Wash really getting into his stride now, properly bellowing at his laptop as he belts out the abuse:

 

[Mr. Tea]

6. Wash typing out "fucking faggot sissy bitch!" and then deleting it, three times, before settling for "Does this make you wet, Miss Tea?"

 

[Mr. Tea]

7. Wash pausing for a second, thinking back to a simpler time, when there wasn't all this aggro, and everything was peaceful and lovely - for a few hours, anyway.

 

[Mr. Tea]

8. Wash snaps himself out of his reverie and casts around to see if he can co-opt anyone else into his gang for the sake of persecuting his mushroom-obsessed nemesis:

 

[Mr. Tea]

9. The tiniest, barely perceptible voice within Wash's head asks him if he isn't maybe taking this whole thing a little too seriously? He shakes his head, pops a lithium and carries on.

 

[Mr. Tea]