no one will give a shit if [Biden] blames 9/11 on George W. Bush. Bush seems like he might be a little bit slow, but not to the point where people would be upset if you made fun of him or accused him of some crime he may not have had anything to do with. He’d be forced to issue a response, which would only make him seem that much more guilty, and I’m sure whatever he’d have to say would be wildly inarticulate.
Even if he could somehow prove definitively that he didn’t do 9/11, possibly by proving that jet fuel can in fact melt steel beams, Biden could just claim to have had a senior moment. He could call a press conference to apologize and pull his schlong out on TV, and I’m sure people would understand.
Biden seems to be getting quite close to releasing evidence that may implicate the Saudi government, as it happens.I shouldn't admit to subscribing to Byron Crawford's newsletter, but for who don't here's an edited take on his 911 special:
edit: I'm sure there is a typo in the last paragraph, and "Biden" should be substituted with "Bush" - shame on you, Byron, that's why you're stacking shelves now and not writing for the source or hip hop connection or whatever it was you used to do..