The Clinamenic Co-Living Diary

[kid charlemagne]

clinamenic give me 3-5 years to get to sf

 

[Clinamenic]

We're having an oyster party tonight, and we ordered 800 oysters. We're dipping them in liquid nitrogen, which apparently loosens some muscle of theirs or something to make it easier to shuck.

 

[william_kent]

We're having an oyster party tonight, and we ordered 800 oysters. We're dipping them in liquid nitrogen, which apparently loosens some muscle of theirs or something to make it easier to shuck.

no UK commune deserving of the name would approve of eating fellow beings

shame on you

 

[IdleRich]

Just rode in a self-driving car through San Francisco's homeless epicenter.

Is it true that some people in SF have taken to wearing t-shirts with authentic looking STOP signs on the front and back to confuse self-driving cars and trick them into stopping in the middle of the road?

 

[IdleRich]

walking through the tenderloin at 7am was as before like something from hogarth. i saw someone injecting into their ankle, i saw a man waving his dick around after pissing on an SUV. rubbish and tents all over the place.

So you did see Stan.

 

[IdleRich]

Little games meant to give everyone a whiff of sexuality without the full commitment

Absolutely.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

no UK commune deserving of the name would approve of eating fellow beings

shame on you

My commune doesn't permit cannibalism either.

 

[william_kent]

My commune doesn't permit cannibalism either.

I will grudgingly admit that I appreciate @mixed_biscuits for their sophisticated trolling techniques and even confess that they tricked me into being angry once or twice when I was drunk and failed to agree with the ridiculous point they were making, but in this instance they are 100% aligned with my POV

 

[william_kent]

I may explode into a rant about how "our cousins across the sea" can not handle "banter" but this is probably not the time or place

 

[mixed_biscuits]

The Secret Life of Plants/Cells say that plants/plant cells look forward to being eaten and consider it an honour to integrate into a higher lifeform.

 

[william_kent]

The Secret Life of Plants/Cells say that plants/plant cells look forward to being eaten and consider it an honour to integrate into a higher lifeform.

written by a human I guess

 

[Clinamenic]

Is it true that some people in SF have taken to wearing t-shirts with authentic looking STOP signs on the front and back to confuse self-driving cars and trick them into stopping in the middle of the road?

I haven't heard of this but it would be very on-brand for the san francisco culture I'm getting to know.

 

[Clinamenic]

no UK commune deserving of the name would approve of eating fellow beings

shame on you

I made approximately 30 French 75's, does that offset my offense?

 

[william_kent]

I made approximately 30 French 75's, does that offset my offense?

I have no idea what that means

I'm sixty hours in to a Havana club flow state with no sleep

 

[Murphy]

 

[IdleRich]

Re street shitting in SF

 

[Clinamenic]

So I presume you all prefer living in UK? Hmm? Rich is spared from my snark seeing as he's already defected from the homeland.

 

[Murphy]

It’s just like Philly but with even more problems and worse food, fuck Barry Bonds roidborg too

East coast rocks the most, Stan = Shenandoah, Shenandoah, Shenandoah!

 

[Murphy]

That’s a bit harsh

 

[IdleRich]

So I presume you all prefer living in UK? Hmm? Rich is spared from my snark seeing as he's already defected from the homeland.

Good man