could this be the worst thread ever? apart from the one about pencil sharpeners

[craner]

You lead us all the way up the hill and then just abandon us there.

 

[luka]

hes let us down again

 

[craner]

It’s ruined my evening. Probably won’t sleep now.

 

[luka]

i hope youre feeling proud of yourself corsepy. craner wont sleep tonight thanks to you. and hes got a very stressful day at work tomorrow. this isnt going to make it any easier.

 

[Corpsey]

let's call it a day

 

[luka]

The Empire top 100 is absolutely full of AMFBs

The 100 Best Movies Of All Time

Empire Magazine's definitive list of the best movies of all time. Have you seen them all?

www.empireonline.com

its good theyve ranked gladiator above citizen kane

 

[version]

its good theyve ranked gladiator above citizen kane

A travesty.

 

[haji]

It was great when someone leaked the trailer for the Tom Cruise Mummy with a bunch of the music and sound effects missing.

1:16

that trailer started the collapse of Universal's entire Multiverse franchise

 

[craner]

its good theyve ranked gladiator above citizen kane

While I’m all for dethroning Kane, to claim that Lord of the Rings is the greatest film of all time is to take one step too far.

 

[craner]

The fucking Shawshank Redemption at number 5! This is even worse than the versioncore canon!

 

[craner]

Having said that, by the time you get to Avengers: Endgame at 22 you start to think, maybe this list is actually good. There needs to be some challenge to the Sight & Sound 100, a truly offensive assault, a snotty little shit of a list that doesn’t care about Chantal Ackerman at all. This is it. They did it.

 

[craner]

So, having thought about, even though I hate this list, I also applaud it.

 

[craner]

Obviously it’s written by children.

 

[luka]

dark knight at number 4 is pretty bold too

 

[craner]

But, in a way, so is the Sight & Sound list.

 

[version]

An adult would include some Italian shit about Hercules.

 

[craner]

dark knight at number 4 is pretty bold too

It makes you think, doesn’t it?

 

[Corpsey]

Sight and Sound poll = Dissensus circa 2005

Empire poll = Dissensus circa 2025

 

[Corpsey]

An adult would include some Italian shit about Hercules.

I remember luka saying that craner hates version and this is the sort of thing that makes that believable

 

[craner]

An adult would include some Italian shit about Hercules.

Exactly! The world of the mature aesthete.