Murphy

cat malogen
I’m thinking of breaking things, 1 office printer is already deceased due to my boot

lord god, please let me kill the printer .. with a brick

printer cruelties? no such thing, stamp them to death, it’s fuckin cathartic .. but a brick? to a misfiring clogged piece of crap how about I just stamp and stamp all the fuck in, yeah?

burn it? hmmmm, *sadistic, that kept trying to auto spell *saudis and auto spell autopsies, which is surely a sign to take it out in the skip and burn it

no more PDF’s greyscaling into oblivion, no more docs flllffffing and YouTubing printer fix shit or delegating wasting the time of others so you sit down, look it in the eye (they all have eyes, didn’t you know?) and say:

”look, cunt, the LAN is fine Wi-Fi is fuckin on why the fuck is this shit happening now what’s the hold up here? all the jobs have failed now” and then it talks, yeah, it talks:

- ”I never asked to be maaaaaade”, all self pitying like a plastic envelope box with a lone light for ‘printing in progress’

- “fuck off and work so we can work, cunt” and then I shot it in the face, the printer, with my mind I shot it in the face, so much so it’s all fucked and bleeding. A bleeding printer? And then it bleats out:

”I didn’t ask to be maaaade”

BOOOOOOOOOM !

hence, imagine neural link and this happening at a more fundamental scale of reality as you try and fix an electrical item piece of crap with your mind - madness (coffee)
 

Murphy

cat malogen
pulled the tray out too far heard a good snap put the tray back in, now an email

took nights to be more hands on, avoid the printers and nhs obfuscation all day just to crack on and maybe retire before 60

printer said nope, so it’s properly dead nowwwww
 

Murphy

cat malogen
why are we surrounded by so much crap, who’s making it?

landfill paradise is full of dead printers piling up before a new build reclaims it but the ‘soil‘ toxicity can never be nullified with such low levels of top soil added (stirred not shaken)

feel better now killed that printer cunt right in the face
 
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