IdleRich

IdleRich
Yeah I meant to say actually that it wasn't expensive... I mean it wasn't dirt cheap maybe but for the level of style and luxury you really felt you were getting a steal.
 

catalog

Well-known member
I've been Morocco before, same kind of vibe as India. I'm at home there. Can't wait to walk into thd Sahara and lie on my back looking at stars
 

luka

Well-known member
Morocco is my idea of hell. My sister went there got robbed 3 times in a week. Saw some men riding in a flatbed truck. One got flung out as they took a corner too fast. The truck went on he was left to die. Life is cheap there and compassion is in short supply.
 

luka

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Also they have a thing for cutting your face. To mark you. Not exactly a friendly bunch.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Morocco is my idea of hell. My sister went there got robbed 3 times in a week. Saw some men riding in a flatbed truck. One got flung out as they took a corner too fast. The truck went on he was left to die. Life is cheap there and compassion is in short supply.
We never got robbed when we were there but, sadly neither did we get to see anyone get flung out of a truck which would have really been the icing on the cake which was our trip.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
They didnt cut woops face but he did say it was boring and there are no off licences
There are no off-licences in Marrakesh because it's a muslim country (all people born there are officially muslim i understand) - but on the other hand they are very laissez-faire about alcohol and you can buy it in any restaurant or hotel and take it away with no problem. When we went to other places they were even less strict and there were shops where you could buy booze.
 

catalog

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I got into some scrapes last time but nowt too bad. Never got robbed. Probably smoked too much hash and got a bit paranoid. Played football with the lads. Wore a skullcap and everyone thought I was muslamic.
 

pattycakes_

Can turn naughty
Sounds like woops didn't go into one of the many many supermarkets which sell alcohol just as they do in the UK. Carre Four is the shit
 

version

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IdleRich

IdleRich
Yeah when we went to the beach there were loads and loads of games of football and I just stood beside the games looking like a kid outside a sweetshop window just begging to be allowed to play. Finally some kids did let me play and I was worried cos they all play barefoot and I thought am I gonna kick that ball cos it's a proper leather one, but that was actually fine, the problem was that after a while I got this slight burning sensation in the bottom of my foot... and then the other foot and I was thinking "what's this, I'll run it off" but it just got worse and worse and I had to stop and then next day the sole of each foot was just one massive fucking blister with a load more on the toes. I didn't realise that running so hard on that sand would do that, it was really agony. For the next few days I could barely walk, had to lean on Liza to be properly supported for a journey of any distance, it was really bad, and I felt so stupid so I was sort of limping really slowly and laughing at the same time. But it was a good game of football that I would recommend to anyone.
 

luka

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People are going to be hassling you for money,aggresively hussling you, waving thrir stump of an arm at you, not a moments peace
 
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