Yeah when we went to the beach there were loads and loads of games of football and I just stood beside the games looking like a kid outside a sweetshop window just begging to be allowed to play. Finally some kids did let me play and I was worried cos they all play barefoot and I thought am I gonna kick that ball cos it's a proper leather one, but that was actually fine, the problem was that after a while I got this slight burning sensation in the bottom of my foot... and then the other foot and I was thinking "what's this, I'll run it off" but it just got worse and worse and I had to stop and then next day the sole of each foot was just one massive fucking blister with a load more on the toes. I didn't realise that running so hard on that sand would do that, it was really agony. For the next few days I could barely walk, had to lean on Liza to be properly supported for a journey of any distance, it was really bad, and I felt so stupid so I was sort of limping really slowly and laughing at the same time. But it was a good game of football that I would recommend to anyone.