does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

[luka]

or is he having us on?
jack can you post a pic to resolve this?

 

[luka]

it seems undignified but maybe they feel great?

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

maybe we should all get one?

 

[luka]

but you can imagine having a moment of clarity like what am i doing

 

[luka]

@Corpsey

 

[luka]

racially coded

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

@Corpsey

 

[luka]

@Mr. Tea

 

[Mr. Tea]

@Mr. Tea

Don't drag me into your sordid pit of wankpravity, you weirdo.

 

[Corpsey]

Yes I do. Too much post nut maintenance but it does do the business as it were.

It's a cronenbergian nightmare turning it inside to wash and dry it.

 

[luka]

Don't drag me into your sordid pit of wankpravity, you weirdo.

have you got one mr tea?

 

[line b]

Yes I do. Too much post nut maintenance but it does do the business as it were.

It's a cronenbergian nightmare turning it inside to wash and dry it.

Is it that much better than the hand?

 

[line b]

When do you decide it was time to get one? Was it something you thought about for awhile and then finally succumbed to or did you never really feel any which way about it?

 

[IdleRich]

When do you decide it was time to get one? Was it something you thought about for awhile and then finally succumbed to or did you never really feel any which way about it?

I think I would struggle to buy one for this reason. I remember in the 80s when people would throw bananas on the football pitch if there was a black player and my friend said something like "imagine going to the grocers and thinking about buying bananas to throw on the pitch and picking out a bunch and wondering how they would look against the grass, maybe squeezing them to check their firmness etc and buying them and taking them home and then making sure you packed them for the game and so on - and at no point thinking what the fuck have I become".

 

[IdleRich]

Yes I do. Too much post nut maintenance but it does do the business as it were.

It's a cronenbergian nightmare turning it inside to wash and dry it.

That does not sound very appealing

 

[IdleRich]

On the other hand I'm in Oxford right now, I happen to know that there is a sex shop literally on the way home, maybe I'll pick one up. I hope they have the alien one.