does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
Can you get ones based on famous pussies*? Whose pussy is famous though?

*pussy seems the right word here, not vagina, not cunt somehow
 
hmg

hmg

Victory lap
Corpsey said:
Yes I do. Too much post nut maintenance but it does do the business as it were.

It's a cronenbergian nightmare turning it inside to wash and dry it.
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Drying it. In the tumble dryer, hanging on a washing line, or a quick frottage inside and out with a microfiber pussyclat?

It's like that Marty Funkhauser joke from season X episode Y of Curb.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
luka said:
have you got one mr tea?
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No reply, which is telling in itself.

Unless luka replies in the negative in the next few minutes, I think it's objectively fair to assume he in fact owns an extensive collection of these items, no doubt intended to model the vulvæ of women of a wide range of ages, body types and ethnicities.
 
luka

luka

Well-known member
I could model my own one out of plasticine for a fraction of the price in any case
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I think people's big block with these is the anatomical imitativeness, which look ghoulish

But you can get ones that don't have those openings, if you're shy

While it certainly requires some minimal preparation and post nut reparation, its really no different from doing it with your hand, only it feels much much better

Sex I suppose might feel even better than that, but for those of us without the gift of the gab the flashlight provides succour/suckour in a cruel and heartless world
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Nobody (I hope) would consider it outrageous for a woman to own a vibrator or a dildo

Probably if the dildo was anatomically modelled on a big veiny cock they might see things differently

www.fleshlight.eu

Ice Lady

Cool, clear, and thrilling—the Ice Lady lets you see every moment up close for a whole new level of visual excitement.
www.fleshlight.eu www.fleshlight.eu

Here you go, no need to feel like Ed Gein
 
yyaldrin

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
IdleRich said:
On the other hand I'm in Oxford right now, I happen to know that there is a sex shop literally on the way home, maybe I'll pick one up. I hope they have the alien one.
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you can borrow corpseys first and see if it's something you like before investing in one yourself
 
IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
I did look at them in the sex shop on the way home. Well, they didn't have fleshlights but a cheapo unbranded type that looked the same but had a different name. Well, I say cheapo, they didn't seem to have prices on and I didn't care to ask. They look really disgusting and painful - has anyone both used a fleshlight and had sex with a woman? Do they feel similar?

The thing is, joking aside, and maybe this is just me, the good bit about having sex with an actual woman doesn't actually boil down to how her holes feel.
 
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