does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

[william_kent]

Hes bummed bare kids

your words, i'll leave it open to interpretation

 

[luka]

Charlie Sloth william kent has accused u of bumming kids how do you plead

 

[william_kent]

Charlie Sloth william kent has accused u of bumming kids how do you plead

lol, CHAZZA will 'claim" BARE PAEDO ACTION?

U GET ME FAM?

 

[william_kent]

what's the fat fuck going to do? call on the lads in Whalley Range to fetch 'the ting"? didn't work for zombi

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

Jack is it true u have a rubber product titled batty log and its batty shaped

 

[luka]

Im drunk guna duck out niow before i say anything naughty

 

[line b]

How elegant is the cleaning process corpsey do you have to stick your fingers in there and scoop the spunk out or?

 

[line b]

And do you ever 'pull out' out of laziness to avoid the cleaning?

 

[luka]

THose are intelligent questions Wes

 

[catalog]

this is turning out to be best 2025 thread

 

[Corpsey]

How elegant is the cleaning process corpsey do you have to stick your fingers in there and scoop the spunk out or?

It's rather simple, one just runs water through the hole (over a sink) and then turns it inside out to lather it in soap and lynx africa

 

[luka]

this is turning out to be best 2025 thread

it plays to our strengths

 

[sus]

Gunked up his pipes he has, with gunk of his peepee, he has. Goober punk.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Gunked up his pipes he has, with gunk of his peepee, he has. Goober punk.

I'm imagining you saying this in that dreadful Dick Van Dyke mockney accent Americans always do when they're trying to sound "Bri'ish."

 

[The King of Pussy Gettin]

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[yyaldrin]

do you feel some sort of remorse after you used it?

 

[Corpsey]

No more so than after having a hand wank, really.

It's just annoying having to deal with the refuse.

If I was a billionaire I'd have thousands of them in a big cupboard and throw each one away after a single use.

Alas, cost of wanking crisis

 

[Corpsey]

It's definitely more taboo for a man than a woman to have a sex toy isn't it

Nobody would be pointing and laughing at a woman for having a vibrator (which presumably gets as 'dirty' after use)

 

[pattycakes_]

Is there noticeable wear and tear?