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the way you can see the plastic skin puckering up on that processed cheese slice. you can feel it in your mouth.


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I've bought that cheese while drunk a couple of times and it's the least food like thing I've ever tried to eat. It doesn't melt either, the plastic skin just goes crinkly.

Mr. Tea

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Isn't it the sort of stuff that legally has to be called "cheese food" because it's not really cheese?


Tone deaf
What's that under the cheese? Looks like mini poppadoms? If you grilled it, I suspect it's going to taste like a Maccy D's burger without the meat.


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