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Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

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william_kent said:
Once I was walking down the high street of wherever I lived when I was about 16 and a stolen car pulled up and "B" leaned out and announced "we're off to Barry Island - hop in!" and I made my excuses

I don't regret my decision
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I like the implication that "B" was The Barry.
 
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martin

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This was on BBC4 last week and may still be on iPlayer, though someone's helpfully uploaded all four episodes to YT.

Pretty much everything this thread was made for: grim-as-fuck '70s flying squad corruption drama, and the familiarity of future Eastenders stars/Scum extras doesn't diminish the wallop.

 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
city centre protest was a joke - bunch of fat 60-something gammon from Ilkeston, Derby and Mansfield milling around with their flags screaming at anyone else while being protected by a loose police cordon

will get ugly when the clubs empty later and spill into side streets, takeaways and routes out of town as police presence drops off

good enough for a few, nothing like a monsoon beating after chanting ‘Christ is king’ all day despite never settling foot in a house of worship, sad sad cunts
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
forgot about this meme generator until Limmy pulled his appearance into a review

the review is a hoot in itself but for brevity check the eyes, the eyes, you can smell the booze through the screen

 
william_kent

william_kent

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"I LOVE SCOTLAND!"

"HIGHLAND REGIMENT!"

"BRITISH ARMY!"

"IN THE NAME OF JEEEZUZ!"

"I'M CONCERNED FOR THE POOR!"

"I USED TO PLAY RUGBY!"
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
It’s the hand up, like he’s in school, straight into JEEZUZ AND DYING FOR BRITAIN AND THE UNION

I share similar past experiences with this fellow so I’m not going to point out the possible Indiana Jones hat too, def looks like one
 
william_kent

william_kent

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"AND HIS BROTHER CHARLIE!"


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there is something off about the eyes, I'll leave it to the experts

edit: lower lips look a bit moist?

I'll leave it to the experts
 
Murphy

Murphy

cat malogen
a case of dead dad bumming and not the fantasy kind

imagine him rehearsing his lines somewhere up in the hills on a smallholding slowly sold off piece by piece since wwii, with a decommissioned Luger and a crucifix for company, night after night on the lash, hitting it harder than any DissensIan ever has, pacing a vertiginous room brooding with bottle in hand the last 9 generations of family having died in the very same room where he’s subsumed by nightmares over and over, like a coiled vehicle of horrors and then BANG LIVE TV - I’M DOIN IT FER YOU FETHER AND FER YEE JEEZUZ AND FER ALL THEE POORRRR ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . . .

william_kent said:
I was trying to screen capture the GILF behind him but I failed...

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"I AM CONCERNED FOR THE POOR!"
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Devil’s in the detail
 
william_kent

william_kent

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KILLING IN THE NAME OF!

DPKR CUTIES & MASS North Korean MILITARY CHOIR

FUCK YOU I WON'T

I wish these were real



DPKR CUTIES & MASSNorth Korean CHOIR - I WANT TO BREAK FREE

edit: realism: Kim Rocket man has r*ped every woman in these ( "song and dance troupes" ) videos, I'm crying into my rum

edit: oops, I've justsigned my death warrant, yet again, lol
 
william_kent

william_kent

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LIMMY: "FUCKING LOVE THAT CUNT"
LIMMY:" FUCKING YES MAN, I LOVE THIS CUNT"

LIMMY: "LISTEN...LISTEN...I'M NO ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE SHOWING THAT GUY BUT I'M NO THAT DIFFERENT FROM THAT GUY MYSELF"

LIMMY" "WHAT YOU LAUGHING AT!"

LIMMY: "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE"
 
william_kent

william_kent

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LOONY TV GUY: "I"M CONCERNED FOR THE POOR!"

LOONY TV GUY: "I USED TO PLAY RUGBY!"

LIMMY: "AYE.... AYE... I'M A FUCKING GONER.. THAT'LL BE ME IN TEN FUCKING YEAR... I CAN FEEL IT"

LIMMY: "TEN YEAR FROM NOW I'M FUCKING FUCKED"

LIMMY: "FUCKING HELL MAN"

LIMMY: "I CAN FEEL IT, TEN YEARS FROM NOW, I AM FUCKED"

LIMMY: "FUCKING HELL MAN"
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Slothrop said:
Look, "shops" and "amenities" and "community" all sound very nice if you're living in some sort of latte-sipping metrosexual Hampstead liberal bubble but what Real Ordinary British People want is a box with a roof, two parking spaces and for property developers to make as much money as possible.
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A "town" of 3,000 people has no shops other than one coffee shop a decade after work began on it.

www.bbc.com

Sherford: Frustration over wait for shops in new Devon town

A temporary shop remains closed despite 3,000 people living in the new Devon town.
www.bbc.com

Why the fuck would anyone want to live in one of these miserable places? A collection of houses whose most appealing feature is a road that enables you to drive somewhere else.
 
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