One of the guys in my five-a-side team back in England overturned his van when he was over the limit. The first guy at the scene comes up to him trapped and hanging in an upside-down van and he was all "Fucking hell mate, you OK? I'll call an ambulance!" and Bruce says "Nah mate, don't do that I'm over the limit" and the guy went "Oh fair enough guv, I'll leave it then" and just walked off leaving him - next person to show did call the emergency services though and he did lose his licence, which was a bit of a problem cos his job was as a van driver.
Same guy - I said this before here I think but.... - got ticketed by a traffic warden who couldn't read English well enough to understand that the sign he was parked next to said that although parking was banned in general at that spot, it was allowed at certain times - including right then. A huge argument ensued with the warden insisting a ticket was due. It ended with him trying to put one on the windscreen and Bruce driving off, in the process of which he hit the guy and knocked him over leaving him lying on his back like a turtle. I asked if there were any repercussions and Bruce said "I reckon as he was lying there and saw the sign from a new angle he must have thought 'Oooohh yeah, now i see it, it does say you can park there at this time' and decided not to follow it up".