IdleRich

IdleRich
I'm staying in Oxfordshire for a couple of months. Don't really know anyone round here so I'm bored, getting fat etc so I join a local facebook group for local people and ask if there is a five-a-side team might need a player type thing. I get this message "hey mate, might be a game for you on Mondays, gotta ask the captain or whatever" - so we have a nice chat, look forward to hearing from you over the weekend, yeah cool. And then totally out of curiousity I decide to check out his homepage... I wish I hadn't done that.

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luka

Well-known member
Woops wants to take you put on the piss Rich he knows your lonely. I told him to get the train to Oxford but I think he's too lazy
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I'm staying in Oxfordshire for a couple of months. Don't really know anyone round here so I'm bored, getting fat etc so I join a local facebook group for local people and ask if there is a five-a-side team might need a player type thing. I get this message "hey mate, might be a game for you on Mondays, gotta ask the captain or whatever" - so we have a nice chat, look forward to hearing from you over the weekend, yeah cool. And then totally out of curiousity I decide to check out his homepage... I wish I hadn't done that.

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Update on this, playing with these guys tonight. Predictably enough they play in white.
I was looking for a friendly kick around type thing but apparently it's the first game of a league season, the captain messaged me to say "we take it very seriously" - this is gonna be fun.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Harsh, some of those places such as Scarborough and Whitby are pretty nice and Oban is lovely, plus the Hebrides are the sunniest part of Britain I understand. I've not been to Margate but I really like Hastings etc actually fuck it I like the British seaside so there! Leigh-on-Sea, Southend etc

My favourite is definitely Folkestone.

I remember my friend always said that Weston-Super-Mare should marry Champion The Wonder Horse if you remember that telly programme.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
plus the Hebrides are the sunniest part of Britain I understand.
That's pretty much the exact opposite of right:

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The sunniest place is often said to be Ventnor on the southern tip of the IoW, although some sources say Hastings.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I was thinking mainly of Tiree, when I was there I saw loads of claims for it being the sunniest place... but that may have been an exaggeration when I read the actual facts

Sunny Facts about Tiree:​

  • Tiree officially is the sunniest Scottish island
  • In May, Tiree is sunnier than many holiday resorts in the South of England including Newquay (Cornwall) and Bognor Regis
  • Tiree's average annual sunshine hours are higher than the average for Scotland and UK as a whole.
    (Ref: www.metoffice.gov.uk)
The Isle of Tiree and so nicknamed the β€˜Hawaii of the North’ has often been spoken of because of its unusually high sunshine hours.

Hawait of the North is maybe slightly optimistic.
 

Murphy

cat malogen
Harsh, some of those places such as Scarborough and Whitby are pretty nice and Oban is lovely, plus the Hebrides are the sunniest part of Britain I understand. I've not been to Margate but I really like Hastings etc actually fuck it I like the British seaside so there! Leigh-on-Sea, Southend etc

My favourite is definitely Folkestone.

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vershy versh

Well-known member
used to work in a charity shop yeaaars ago. people outright, unashamedly just used it as a dumping ground (presumably got too tired of waiting for their local binmen to come). the amount of blatantly unsellable shit i'd have to sift through was nuts... broken items (we're talking into pieces), opened and partially used makeup and lotions, used sex toys and homemade porn burned onto dvds, a white dressing gown absolutely caked in poo.
 
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