Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Corpsey's land line is gonna clog up with concerned customer loyalty representatives.
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Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
He was a top tier patron, and had long received a white glove treatment, as it were.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
"A glistening bonsai potato."
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
It'll be like opening the ark of the covenant.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
“Don’t touch, Marion! Keep your hands clean!”
Corpsey
bandz ahoy
Currently a calf injury
But also... ADHD?
But also... ADHD?
Inattentiveness (difficulty concentrating and focusing)
The main signs of inattentiveness are:- having a short attention span and being easily distracted
- making careless mistakes – for example, in schoolwork
- appearing forgetful or losing things
- being unable to stick to tasks that are tedious or time-consuming
- appearing to be unable to listen to or carry out instructions
- constantly changing activity or task
- having difficulty organising tasks
pattycakes_
Can turn naughty
Must be pretty common now with all the data we're digesting/half digesting everyday. Def a massive issue for me. Thought about getting the drugs for it. Actually one of the best drugs ever, dexamfetamine is one of the ones they give out. Wouldn't mind a box or two 🤔
mixed_biscuits
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Attention Networks in ADHD Adults after Working Memory Training with a Dual n-Back Task - PubMed
Patients affected by Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) are characterized by impaired executive functioning and/or attention deficits. Our study aim is to determine whether the outcomes measured by the Attention Network Task (ANT), i.e., the reaction times (RTs) to specific target...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
sufi
lala
Brain Fog after COVID-19 - Newcastle Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust
What is Brain Fog? ‘Brain fog’ is a common term that describes the experience of thoughts feeling fuzzy, cloudy or sluggish. It is normal to notice symptoms of brain fog after a poor night’s sleep or during periods of stress. However, some people have reported experiencing symptoms during the...
www.newcastle-hospitals.nhs.uk
Murphy
cat malogen
Got clattered in 5-a-side last night by some cunt wearing custom astroturf studded boots, who the fuck wears such plimsoled crimes against shins?
My left shin looks like a blue, black and red rock-pool find, like a strange anemone as blood blistered haematoma is chilling around my tibia just waiting to hit sepsis-levels
Would post a pic but not exactly cute like Third’s cat
My left shin looks like a blue, black and red rock-pool find, like a strange anemone as blood blistered haematoma is chilling around my tibia just waiting to hit sepsis-levels
Would post a pic but not exactly cute like Third’s cat
Murphy
cat malogen
Muthafunkincellulitis, angry as fuck
edit cool story bro!
All night in A&E absolute bedlam, more drunks than ever, old timers with fall injuries and split heads - infirmity is brutal, they looked so frail and damaged - add kids all loud as fuuuuck
initially went to minor injuries outpatient crap because family barked to get it checked out, rang gp out of hours “no, please attend local minor injuries unit“, instead ended up getting blue-lighted from there to A&EEEEEE. Subsequently sat in the ambulance bay booth for hours
bloods should’ve been done inside an hour - temp, possible sepsis, wave your I.d like pissing in your infection site. Took over 8 hours to get samples in vials, another two of polite pressure.. you could be dead
Bestest bit - some random Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike intern-child starts drawing lines along my knee enthusiastically, only to hear this focused asthmatic voice wheeze “if the infection spreads to hhhhere — we amputate below the knee .. if the infection spreads up to hhhhhere — (next marker pen notch up) we’ll amputate above the knee .. if the infection spreads further above here — we’ll have to something incomprehensible” and the cunt just walked out (all that is solid melts into air) and called an auxiliary in to reseat in corridor No beds, not even for elephant leg
Gross and grim, all from some cunt’s football studs 2 weeks ago. Cleaned it, massive purple wine gum sea anemone colour bruise/blood blister egg came up but walking okish, full iv antibiotics a few corridors down from work only for said team to appear with a smuggled wee saw in a coat to wind me up “speed things up mate” followed by people sporting diazepam suppository jell insertion kits like Rambo “super calm butt plug paaaaaaraaaaarteh”
Talk about gallows humour and a laugh at the right time
Sat in a corridor with drip, Murphy’s 🍀
edit cool story bro!
All night in A&E absolute bedlam, more drunks than ever, old timers with fall injuries and split heads - infirmity is brutal, they looked so frail and damaged - add kids all loud as fuuuuck
initially went to minor injuries outpatient crap because family barked to get it checked out, rang gp out of hours “no, please attend local minor injuries unit“, instead ended up getting blue-lighted from there to A&EEEEEE. Subsequently sat in the ambulance bay booth for hours
bloods should’ve been done inside an hour - temp, possible sepsis, wave your I.d like pissing in your infection site. Took over 8 hours to get samples in vials, another two of polite pressure.. you could be dead
Bestest bit - some random Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike intern-child starts drawing lines along my knee enthusiastically, only to hear this focused asthmatic voice wheeze “if the infection spreads to hhhhere — we amputate below the knee .. if the infection spreads up to hhhhhere — (next marker pen notch up) we’ll amputate above the knee .. if the infection spreads further above here — we’ll have to something incomprehensible” and the cunt just walked out (all that is solid melts into air) and called an auxiliary in to reseat in corridor No beds, not even for elephant leg
Gross and grim, all from some cunt’s football studs 2 weeks ago. Cleaned it, massive purple wine gum sea anemone colour bruise/blood blister egg came up but walking okish, full iv antibiotics a few corridors down from work only for said team to appear with a smuggled wee saw in a coat to wind me up “speed things up mate” followed by people sporting diazepam suppository jell insertion kits like Rambo “super calm butt plug paaaaaaraaaaarteh”
Talk about gallows humour and a laugh at the right time
Sat in a corridor with drip, Murphy’s 🍀
Murphy
cat malogen
The illusion of choice, the choice of illusion
Choice, as everyone knows, is the endlessly bleated mantra amongst the political class now (despite most polls showing that the public have no interest whatsoever in having a 'choice' of hospitals, schools, etc). The emphasis on choice reveals the extent to which not so much a methodological...
www.dissensus.com
Murphy
cat malogen
wonderful having a health service, except it’s battered compared to 2010 let’s be honest
every A&E mission is a slog of numb ersed massive waiting lists, social care/ambulance compaction, thousands and thousands of NHS vacancies, a higher ed sector not designed for societal needs at comical levels, dependent on foreign labour pools, agency night and weekend service shifts = pvt healthcare = pvt rates
now Yvette fuckin Cooper is all about immigration, yeah right love, how exactly
every A&E mission is a slog of numb ersed massive waiting lists, social care/ambulance compaction, thousands and thousands of NHS vacancies, a higher ed sector not designed for societal needs at comical levels, dependent on foreign labour pools, agency night and weekend service shifts = pvt healthcare = pvt rates
now Yvette fuckin Cooper is all about immigration, yeah right love, how exactly
Murphy
cat malogen
Sister emailed this
www.bbc.co.uk
And email from a mate who is ex-NHS with attachment captioned “like someone else’s hand .. perks, for when x leaves“
hafuckinha
Men's health: They put off GP visits - then came a tipping point
In an NHS survey, 48% of men said they felt pressure to "tough it out" when it came to potential health issues.
www.bbc.co.uk
And email from a mate who is ex-NHS with attachment captioned “like someone else’s hand .. perks, for when x leaves“
hafuckinha
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There's obviously a ton going on behind the scenes I don't see and the staff are being worked to death, but I've often had a sense of someone somewhere taking the piss when I'm stuck in a waiting room like that. I went in for a routine x-ray a few months back and everyone in there had been there basically all day to the point they were celebrating when any of them finally got called in; was like being stuck on a desert island, everyone bonding over the negative experience.