what ails you?

version

Well-known member
They'll have to crack open his vacuum-sealed door and enter in hazmat suits. A Lovecraftian chamber of inconceivable architecture built from garnished tissues.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Currently a calf injury

But also... ADHD?

Inattentiveness (difficulty concentrating and focusing)​

The main signs of inattentiveness are:

  • having a short attention span and being easily distracted
  • making careless mistakes – for example, in schoolwork
  • appearing forgetful or losing things
  • being unable to stick to tasks that are tedious or time-consuming
  • appearing to be unable to listen to or carry out instructions
  • constantly changing activity or task
  • having difficulty organising tasks
 

pattycakes_

Can turn naughty
Must be pretty common now with all the data we're digesting/half digesting everyday. Def a massive issue for me. Thought about getting the drugs for it. Actually one of the best drugs ever, dexamfetamine is one of the ones they give out. Wouldn't mind a box or two 🤔
 

mixed_biscuits

_________________________
Currently a calf injury

But also... ADHD?

Inattentiveness (difficulty concentrating and focusing)​

The main signs of inattentiveness are:

  • having a short attention span and being easily distracted
  • making careless mistakes – for example, in schoolwork
  • appearing forgetful or losing things
  • being unable to stick to tasks that are tedious or time-consuming
  • appearing to be unable to listen to or carry out instructions
  • constantly changing activity or task
  • having difficulty organising tasks
 

Murphy

cat malogen
Got clattered in 5-a-side last night by some cunt wearing custom astroturf studded boots, who the fuck wears such plimsoled crimes against shins?

My left shin looks like a blue, black and red rock-pool find, like a strange anemone as blood blistered haematoma is chilling around my tibia just waiting to hit sepsis-levels

Would post a pic but not exactly cute like Third’s cat
 

Murphy

cat malogen
Muthafunkincellulitis, angry as fuck

edit cool story bro!

All night in A&E absolute bedlam, more drunks than ever, old timers with fall injuries and split heads - infirmity is brutal, they looked so frail and damaged - add kids all loud as fuuuuck

initially went to minor injuries outpatient crap because family barked to get it checked out, rang gp out of hours “no, please attend local minor injuries unit“, instead ended up getting blue-lighted from there to A&EEEEEE. Subsequently sat in the ambulance bay booth for hours

bloods should’ve been done inside an hour - temp, possible sepsis, wave your I.d like pissing in your infection site. Took over 8 hours to get samples in vials, another two of polite pressure.. you could be dead

Bestest bit - some random Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike intern-child starts drawing lines along my knee enthusiastically, only to hear this focused asthmatic voice wheeze “if the infection spreads to hhhhere we amputate below the knee .. if the infection spreads up to hhhhhere (next marker pen notch up) we’ll amputate above the knee .. if the infection spreads further above here we’ll have to something incomprehensible” and the cunt just walked out (all that is solid melts into air) and called an auxiliary in to reseat in corridor No beds, not even for elephant leg

Gross and grim, all from some cunt’s football studs 2 weeks ago. Cleaned it, massive purple wine gum sea anemone colour bruise/blood blister egg came up but walking okish, full iv antibiotics a few corridors down from work only for said team to appear with a smuggled wee saw in a coat to wind me up “speed things up mate” followed by people sporting diazepam suppository jell insertion kits like Rambo “super calm butt plug paaaaaaraaaaarteh”

Talk about gallows humour and a laugh at the right time

Sat in a corridor with drip, Murphy’s 🍀
 

Murphy

cat malogen
14-30 hours seemed the range of times and the 30 was for a suspected broken leg and all she had was codeine, the most useless compound on the planet
 

Murphy

cat malogen
 

Murphy

cat malogen
wonderful having a health service, except it’s battered compared to 2010 let’s be honest

every A&E mission is a slog of numb ersed massive waiting lists, social care/ambulance compaction, thousands and thousands of NHS vacancies, a higher ed sector not designed for societal needs at comical levels, dependent on foreign labour pools, agency night and weekend service shifts = pvt healthcare = pvt rates

now Yvette fuckin Cooper is all about immigration, yeah right love, how exactly
 

version

Well-known member
14-30 hours seemed the range of times and the 30 was for a suspected broken leg and all she had was codeine, the most useless compound on the planet

There's obviously a ton going on behind the scenes I don't see and the staff are being worked to death, but I've often had a sense of someone somewhere taking the piss when I'm stuck in a waiting room like that. I went in for a routine x-ray a few months back and everyone in there had been there basically all day to the point they were celebrating when any of them finally got called in; was like being stuck on a desert island, everyone bonding over the negative experience.
 
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