what ails you?

[luka]

I suffer from SVS but as yet there is no cure

is that a wanking injury?

 

[craner]

is that a wanking injury?

Sarcastic Voice Syndrome, it makes everyone think you're a wanker so in a way yes

 

[luka]

im so sad corpsey is guna die lol

 

[craner]

There is something seriously wrong with Jack

Those symptoms do not auger well at all

 

[craner]

Too late to buy life insurance now

 

[craner]

We should write his obituary in advance so that at least he can have the pleasure of reading it.

It's the least we can do for the man with the fifth highest reaction score on the forum.

 

[luka]

There is something seriously wrong with Jack

Those symptoms do not auger well at all

farewell sweet friend might do a poem onve your gone like milton done for lycrigius

 

[luka]

carnt beleive jack is guna die laughing my arse off

 

[versh]

You'll miss him when he's gone. No more prawn sandwich and white twix updates.

 

[luka]

You'll miss him when he's gone. No more prawn sandwich and white twix updates.

i feel awful hes gunna die

 

[versh]

Insane how casual he is about bleeding from his penis, anus, armpits and nostrils. The man's a trooper.

 

[luka]

bleeding out of every orifice

 

[versh]

He sent me a private message of blood pouring from his eyeballs and leeches all over his face saying he believed in tradition.

 

[versh]

i feel awful hes gunna die

Corpsey by name...

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[versh]

The Frank Lampard of cumming blood.

 

[luka]

rip bro

 

[luka]

should of met me when u had the chance

 

[Clinamenic]

i feel awful hes gunna die

If you're an investor in Pornhub now is a good time to sell because its web-traffic is gonna crash soon.

 

[luka]

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