what ails you?

[DLaurent]

I have Delusional Disorder and am on monthly 'depots' of Aripiprazole.

 

[Murphy]

Fell asleep in the grassy reeds, woke up to tick bites and one burrowed right in

Pulled the cunt out delicately but still had to go to A&E minors all fuckin day and it’s been blue skied bliss

Roll on Lyme fever if the blue line is breached

 

[Murphy]

stood on a splinter twig thing about two summers ago and now the cunt wants to come the hatchling in the morning during breakfast, how rude

it’s deep enough for a gp to get too squeamish, too protruding for muggins to have a go and can see hospital minor ailments low grade A&E passing it on to main unit (24 hour minimum wait)

why can’t this country work

 

[Corpsey]

Can't stop pissing.

Earlier this year I had a UTI which announced itself in spectacular style when I had a wank and came blood.

I'm pretty sure this is another bladder thing but I am starting to think about my prostate and picturing it all ending soon enough.

Hopefully just a temporary pissing niggle though

 

[luka]

youve got diabetes lol

 

[Corpsey]

Did I mention coming blood on here?

It was a truly horrifying experience, like Cronenberg in 4D

 

[Corpsey]

I wouldn't be remotely surprised if I got diabetes actually as I've spent the last let's say 20 years cramming donuts down my face

 

[luka]

Did I mention coming blood on here?

It was a truly horrifying experience, like Cronenberg in 4D

of course you did. i screenshotted it and sent it to barty knowing he'd appreciate it

 

[Corpsey]

Ah that's a relief

 

[Corpsey]

I hope I have got diabetes in a way perhaps this is the impetus I need to trim down and become a Calvin Klein model ala Calvin Harris

 

[luka]

I wouldn't be remotely surprised if I got diabetes actually as I've spent the last let's say 20 years cramming donuts down my face

how can you like truth or dare more than water thats the worst opinion by the way

 

[Corpsey]

No idea what that means

 

[Corpsey]

I had a wank and came blood.

 

[yyaldrin]

well the good thing is you discovered your disease cos of your wank, imagine if you hadn't and it had stayed unnoticed

 

[Turns out HMG was right!]

Maybe you finally reached the bottom of the barrels?

The human body has its limits.

 

[Corpsey]

Well my first thoughts were "cancer" and "wear and tear"

 

[yyaldrin]

how did they diagnose uti?

 

[Corpsey]

As a matter of fact I don't think they did. I did a piss test but nothing ever came of it.

I drank a lot of water and it stopped.

I remember having a wank and coming pure white, it was like a lottery win.

(I think I've covered this all before.

 

[craner]

I suffer from SVS but as yet there is no cure

 

[luka]

youre guna die