ok, here's how i'd do the ashes 2005 in five minutes:
first test, first ball BANG HARMISON, ponting bleeds, mcgrath bleeds england, but then mcgrath stands on a cricket ball, england go BANANAS on the first day but it's looking tits up on the saturday morning until flintoff goes barmy and then bowls the greatest over ever on the saturday afternoon; harmison slow bowls clarke and then everyone poos themselves on the sunday before flintoff consoles brett lee. (2 minutes) manchester is still bloody brilliant, vaughan scores a century, england need to bowl australia out on the last day, ponting responds with century, england miss out by one wicket. trent bridge, the aussies follow on, england almost fuck it up, hoggy scores the winning runs!! oval, australia look threatening until sunday when they have a headrush, hoggy and freddy destroy them and then the australians have antics with sunglasses and going on and off the field all afternoon. pietersen scores 158 and ashley giles weighs in with a 50. and the bails are removed!! freddy gets pissed. wins sports personality of the year.
