favourite headline ever

[IdleRich]

Magic Goat Detained for Armed Robbery.

A goat is being held in police custody in Nigeria on suspicion of the attempted robbery of a Mazda 323 car.
According to Reuters, vigilantes took the animal to a police station, claiming it was a male criminal who had used magic to transform himself into a goat in order to evade capture after stealing the vehicle.
Kwara state police have detained the animal while they ponder their next move.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=13298291

 

[Mr. Tea]

Oh Nigeria, you slay me!

Edit: "Peer reveals 'cello scrotum' hoax "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7853564.stm

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yesterday's Sun was good: header story about the RBS and HBOS bosses who cocked up some massive deal, leading to the thousands of redundancies, but awarded themselves huge bonuses anyway: Scumbag Millionaires.

 

[STN]

Daily Mail dream headline here:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/c3lpvw

 

[Tentative Andy]

Daily Mail dream headline here:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/c3lpvw

You couldn't make it up!

 

[scottdisco]

have to second Andy, that is genuinely brilliant STN.

cheers!

 

[Sick Boy]

I saw one on the newsfeed screen in the lift the other day that read:

"TOM JONES TO ONLY PLAY SMALL VENUES THIS TOUR; ALSO TO STOP DYING HAIR BROWN."

 

[Sick Boy]

Magic Goat Detained for Armed Robbery.



http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=13298291

I remember reading this article in the news myself. This is the sort of thing that continually reminds me why life on Earth is so rewarding.

 

[Tentative Andy]

I saw one on the newsfeed screen in the lift the other day that read:

"TOM JONES TO ONLY PLAY SMALL VENUES THIS TOUR; ALSO TO STOP DYING HAIR BROWN."

And start dying it bright blue?

 

[IdleRich]

"TOM JONES TO ONLY PLAY SMALL VENUES THIS TOUR; ALSO TO STOP DYING HAIR BROWN."

So is it the complete randomness that is funny or just because they used the wrong dyeing?

 

[craner]

Not 'ever' or anything, but Peter Hitchens delivered a beauty recently.

 

[mms]

radioactive paedo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ve-paedophile-suspect-run-skipping-court.html

just brilliant, not only is he a paedo he's radioactive, you know like the incredible hulk and everything..

 

[craner]

I just like the second half of this headline, in particular. It goes really well with the picture just below.

 

[bassbeyondreason]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7964880.stm

 

[bassbeyondreason]

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=15797157

That'll do, pig, that'll do...

 

[hucks]

In dubious taste, but the use of the word "hamper" makes me think of tinned meats and preserves being found in the rubble

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7989112.stm

 

[Mr. Tea]

Great one in today's Daily Sport: SIMON COWELL'S LADYBOY TERROR. With a photo of him looking suitably terrorised.

 

[luka]

'police to destroy dna of innocent '

thats quite a scary oone.

 

[nomadthethird]

A Promise to Be Ethical in an Era of Immorality

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/30/business/30oath.html?em

 

[craner]

"greasy-haired twat"