Think of all the lives rock 'n' roll has fucked up through dashed dreams of stardom, de rigeur drug addictions, its grotesque portrial of "chicks", its ineffectual efforts to stick it to "the man", its racist wholesale plunder of the blues, the idea that positive social change can come from shouty, arrogant brattiness rather than through a reasoned, informed perspective on society's woes. It's the soundtrack to modern capital isn't it? The Coca-cola of music. Providing just enough of an illusion of free will to make you think your selfish, drug-fuelled "lifestyle" is making a difference to, or is at least an escape route from, industrial society. When in fact you're easily as conformist as your Tory grandma.
Nihil sub solum novum est. Ever heard that one? Or read Ecclesiastes? Usually I'd be the last one to Bible-thump, but I'm thinking this Swears kid is more part of the "problem" (illiterate pop-culture junkie hipster music consumer whores! such evil as the world has never seen!

) he cooks up than he is the solution!
I barely ever come check out Dissensus anymore cuz I always forget about it and I have finals. Only this post was irksome enough to tease a response out of me. And I shouldn't bother but I just can't help it. Love a good pointless exercise in indulging self-pitying navel-gazers. As long as they return the favor as necessary in the future.

RANT FOLLOWS:
Even if some of Swears' post is tongue-in-cheek, I find it hard to believe that anyone our age is this dire about everything. And I have a neurological disorder that comes with suicidal bouts of gut-wrenching depression that often last for months. If I start to have thoughts like this, well, I soon realize they're all about me and hating me and overvaluing my experience and not bellying up to the bar with the rest of humanity and choosing hope and I have to get over it or I may be a danger to myself.
In fact, to someone like me and to many many others who have it worse, this set of "nothing new, nothing good anymore, everything sucks" dictums really seems like a problem of leisure. No one who really thought any of these things were true would be in a state of mind where they'd bother saying them, nor would they bother to engage with the world even if the "world" we're talking about here is just the internets or goddamn message boards. You sound like Thom Yorke, already, love. Don't sign multi-million dollar contracts just to whine at all of us and get royalties from, like, car companies while abruptly stopping tours because your album suc--I mean, because it's a "waste of electricity" after it's too late to prevent wasting all the energy, paper, and other resources that went into your PR campaign and press had to drum up to sell tickets. Don't read NME if you don't like indie wankers. I don't, for that reason.
You try to come across as if you're upset about the world, where it's going, about everyone else, who will save them--what's this world coming to?? But thinly veiled under your words and worldview is a self-absorption so adolescent I find it hard to believe you even care about the content of what you say, so long as it sets you up as both the only person within a large radius of you who understands that things are not ideal in the world, and simultaneously as someone who is impervious to joining the herd that comprises this problem, while you sit back innocent and righteous looking down on them. Anyone who really had your concerns should be using their convictions to connect with other likeminded individuals to draw up a gameplan. Or at least to do your part in your everyday life by not consuming this information that's feeding you this picture of what the world is. It's the media that needs to create trends and hype--they do it in images, in mirages of material goods and services accumulating in public places, in everything inessential and wasteful--so they can sell you something. If you don't like Kasabian, they'll cough something up for you based on hating them. It's all good, for them. They're hustlers. It's such a good hustle, because it's a win-win situation for them unless you CUT THEM OFF, cut the mediumbilical chord.
The only way this "hipster" plight could be so bothersome to you is if 1) you really think hipsters represent some sort of homogenous group that is responsible for some sort of largescale human devolution, which I would argue ignores all of human history including things like war, famine, disease, holocaust, genocide, terrorism. Hipsters are a product of there being "too much"--we are decadent, yes, but this is not new either. Hipsters are nothing more or less than what, in advertising and business, we like to call "early adapters." They're upper middle class, college educated, dual-income professional family bred hyperconnected, hypersocialized, hyperworldly hyperconsumers who are so far ahead of the consumer curve that they draw the line behind them. Businesses use this line to walk along, feeding their leftovers to different shades of consumer along the spectrum. Under capitalism, you're either a hipster who makes trends, a slightly B-list hipster who adapts to these trends early, a poor exurban youth who lives in a trailer and longs to buy what hipsters were wearing 3 years ago after it's been licensed to Target, or someone else along the line 2) You fail to see that hipsters are, in fact, a product of much bigger set of historical circumstances which you see yourself as outside of and want to get in, you, in fact, see hipsters as normatively "cool" and as an obstacle to your own inclusion in coolness. Which strikes me as odd, seeing as in your view "cool" is somehow a pathology that is singularly symptomatic of "rock n roll" and it's all-pervasive and far-reaching controlling interest in everything that happens, ever. Don't make me laugh. Rock and roll didn't cause drug abuse, science and medicine harnessed very ancient experiments in herbology and made them exponentially powerful.
If you don't like these things, fine. Aesthetically, many don't. You're not the only one here who falls into this camp, the "doomsday happened as soon as x or y electronic genre of music stopped thumping in clubs, which was all so much realer and there was no simulcra or simultaions or hipsters then" set. Since you are obviously not alone--why not band together with others like you, start a community, and more importantly, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Inaction is your problem, and I wouldn't be surprised if you smoke too much weed and are burnt out. Drink lots of water, eat healthy food for a while, exercise, breathe fresh air. You'll get your libido back from Thanatos, eventually. Even I do if I try hard enough.
PS sorry there's no grammar here, tried to fix some of it just now