Roiling football blather

[scottdisco]

hucks OTM on Spurs.

a mate of my old man (mate and scottdisco Senior are both United fans) was right behind CR when he crashed yesterday, with van der Sar's Bentley in close pursuit.

apparently CR is a "tosser", our eye-witness opined.

De Laurentiis has got a point

does anyone know what he said in response to his fans getting the banning order?

 

[scottdisco]

Does anyone have any contacts there? I was just wondering if they need some old CDs for the players lounge. £30 a pop.

my mum's cousin is some sort of lower-rung cheese but he seems a real 'company man'.

proudly displays a photo of him and the kids beaming away with Thaksin.

phone 'em up and see if you can flog 'em some Chupa Chups for the tuck-shop: more money than sense

(rant over)

 

[IdleRich]

"I thought celebrating someone's near death experience might be a little low, even for scum-sucking vermin such as me."

Fair enough.

"12 fuckiing million for Bridge and Parker!"

Bridge is going to be the highest paid fullback in the world I heard.

 

[crackerjack]

Quote:
"I thought celebrating someone's near death experience might be a little low, even for scum-sucking vermin such as me."
Fair enough.

Something's not quite right there

 

[IdleRich]

Well, that's what I thought you were going to say at first and it was so easy to change.

"Wasn't there a Yellow pages ad based on the same premise a few years ago?"

Yes - just another case of life imitating, er, art.

 

[crackerjack]

Looks like smashing into Spanish walls come summer

 

[IdleRich]

Are you sure that's not a newspaper from last summer?

 

[crackerjack]

Are you sure that's not a newspaper from last summer?

That was my first thought too...should've sold him then, when he was still good. Come july he'll only be worth a couple of Bridges (that's Wayne, not the kind gullible tourists buy).

 

[IdleRich]

"that's Wayne, not the kind gullible tourists buy"

Gullible Arab tourists?

 

[crackerjack]

Gullible Arab tourists?

I think they're working their way through the What Would Roman Do? manual

edit: they'll start financing the Israel team soon, just you wait

 

[IdleRich]

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

 

[crackerjack]

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Ha ha, I'm having that.

 

[tom lea]

sorry, but wayne rooney is a hideous disgusting cunt and i hope he breaks both his legs. even the bbc called him a disgrace today, and they usually wouldn't say boo to a goose so long as alex ferguson's backing it. total wanker from start to finish.

 

[crackerjack]

sorry, but wayne rooney is a hideous disgusting cunt and i hope he breaks both his legs. even the bbc called him a disgrace today, and they usually wouldn't say boo to a goose so long as alex ferguson's backing it. total wanker from start to finish.

Apart from playing for Team Satan and being a whinging git, what did he do to get your goat so?

I had money on him to score today, and he's in my fantasy football team, so I'm in a forgiving mood.

The disallowed goal was an interesting one. Sky's panel seemed to think it should've stood, as a reward for being 'inventive'. But if the officials aren't informed of the plan, it's win-win for the attacking team. If the defence don't notice, the attackers get to advance on goal and cross from the edge of the area (as Giggs did). If they spot the trick and get to the ball first, the defender would inevitably get booked.

 

[tom lea]

just all the whinging and kicking. that foul on bosingwa was a disgrace and he wasn't even booked - then turned his back on the ref like ashley cole got condemned for a couple of years ago and nothing. after the disallowed goal he ran about forty yards to scream at the lino, and still no booking.

it probably doesn't need to be said again, but if he was foreign and didn't play for man utd he'd have been hounded out the league.

 

[scottdisco]

Scolari has lost to Benitez, Ferguson and Wenger.

oh dear.

 

[hucks]

sorry, but wayne rooney is a hideous disgusting cunt and i hope he breaks both his legs. even the bbc called him a disgrace today, and they usually wouldn't say boo to a goose so long as alex ferguson's backing it. total wanker from start to finish.

A bit harsh...

 

[IdleRich]

"sorry, but wayne rooney is a hideous disgusting cunt and i hope he breaks both his legs. even the bbc called him a disgrace today, and they usually wouldn't say boo to a goose so long as alex ferguson's backing it. total wanker from start to finish."

Chelsea fan?

 

[tom lea]

i'd say so.

i don't think it's harsh either. his performance today was pretty indefensible.

 

[mos dan]

i'd say so.

i don't think it's harsh either. his performance today was pretty indefensible.

i must say, it's nice only having to hate man u through the filter of 90s memories/part-time arsenal fandom these days.. after devoting most of my 90s to that pursuit.

these days my biggest concern are chelmsford city. a little afc wimbledon update if anyone wants to know: we've won our last five games on the trot, scored 16, and conceded 2. back up to second place and playing our title rivals chelmsford at the end of the month, woo.