mistersloane
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I think I seen them for sale already in Holland and Barrett.
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I think I seen them for sale already in Holland and Barrett.
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Thing is, I always would've thought that I'd notice when someone liked me, except that there have been times when I thought a guy was just my friend and that was cool and then they go and throw my boyfriend's computer out his window and vandalize his room! Or follow me to Canada and shit.
Why are guys psychotic? Discuss.
Why are guys psychotic? Discuss.
N
nomadologist
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hahahahah
noel emits
a wonderful wooden reason
I think there's a lot to be said for the ladder theory.
It's when blokes (and girls) don't understand this that things like the above happen.
N
nomadologist
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Please explain the ladder theory.
Gavin
booty bass intellectual
Inability to cope with women having power over them? Lack of spankings? I am getting 15 papers on Fight Club on Wednesday so I will let you know.
noel emits
a wonderful wooden reason
You can look it up. It's semi humorous and I would really like it not to be true - and I do my best - but...
Basically it states (and this is only the version for hetero relationships) that when you meet someone you put them on a ladder and sort them into how attractive they are.
The catch is that men have one ladder whereas women have two - one for those they definitley would like to fuck, and one for those that they would not. Men on the other hand basically would consider fucking most females they meet.
It's a savage truth. I don't entirely believe in this but often times as a woman you are kidding yourself if you think a guy is happy to just be your friend.
N
nomadologist
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Nice. Ha please let me read some of these?
noel emits
a wonderful wooden reason
It's a bit of a crap meme really that plays into hackneyed gender roles - but then most people live out hackneyed gender roles.
Not Fight Club (although that's true too), I mean the ladder thing.
Not Fight Club (although that's true too), I mean the ladder thing.
N
nomadologist
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Huh. I guess this makes sense.
I have one good female friend, to be honest, and Gavin knows her so he probably knows even worse stuff about me than you all do.
Actually, two female friends, if you count one that's living in Mexico City right now. And about 100000000000000000 male friends (a good percentage of them gay, but still). Even if I wouldn't mind fucking some of them, I have a boyfriend. So I shouldn't.
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
Sooooo seconded. That's almost got me hard.
Gavin
booty bass intellectual
You don't want to unless you get paid to do it. Grading papers is the worst, but I fear I'm basically on a career path to do just that for the rest of my life.
Well put! And tragic.
N
nomadologist
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thinking about it, I have far more than 2 ladders
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
Guys are psychotic in the same way that women are weird with each other.
Gavin
booty bass intellectual
Mr Sloane, yr posts warm my heart so often that I may make serious ethical breaches because of it.
I guess I could just post what they've copied+pasted from Wikipedia.
N
nomadologist
Guest
It might be even more fun for US to write the papers that we imagine Gavin will have to read.
Anything but my own midterms, really.
"Fight Club is a film about men. These men have started a club that likes to fight and it represents the internal struggles of being men in our saciety."
mistersloane
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Send me the rules and I'll happily grade half of them, if you're talking drugs trafficking.
Gavin
booty bass intellectual
Yes, women can be incredibly vile to each other, but I think that let's them be more affectionate to each other at times... like when a woman compliments a stranger on her clothes/accessory, I love that so much.
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
Ok, so love is the ethical breach. Go on then.
N
nomadologist
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I finally decided that a PhD is the only way for me to go.
Especially because, I was thinking, academia is so nice about mood disorder diagnosis. I would probably be able to take "medical leave" for like a year at a time every 6 months.
Especially because, I was thinking, academia is so nice about mood disorder diagnosis. I would probably be able to take "medical leave" for like a year at a time every 6 months.