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Fuck orgies, I love dim sum!
i love orgies and dimsum AND cake.
i wish i could do a poll inside a poll:
all the people that read this post but did not vote (despite the anonymity), because:
1. i am not interested enough to see the results
2. this is not something i want to reveal about myself (even anonymously)
3. it makes me uncomfortable and i would rather not think about it
4. all of the above/this thread is retarded
5. zhao is a pervert and i do not want to encourage him
all the people that read this post but did not vote (despite the anonymity), because:
1. i am not interested enough to see the results
2. this is not something i want to reveal about myself (even anonymously)
3. it makes me uncomfortable and i would rather not think about it
4. all of the above/this thread is retarded
5. zhao is a pervert and i do not want to encourage him
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Heh heh, suburban swingers' parties - is there any idea less sexy?
And can anyone remember the film or show (British, recent-ish) where there's a bunch of naked middle-aged people engaging in various acts in the living room of some Home Counties semi, where a woman who's being taken from behind over a sofa sees a bloke rolling a spliff on the coffee table next to her and remarks, disapprovingly, "Huh, I didn't know this was going to be one of those parties!".
And can anyone remember the film or show (British, recent-ish) where there's a bunch of naked middle-aged people engaging in various acts in the living room of some Home Counties semi, where a woman who's being taken from behind over a sofa sees a bloke rolling a spliff on the coffee table next to her and remarks, disapprovingly, "Huh, I didn't know this was going to be one of those parties!".
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sou'wester
Me and my flatmate were lurking in the pool room of a pub once and we got talking to a (profoundly ugly) couple. It emerged at some point that the way they wanted to spend the rest of the night was with the husband watching me pronging his wife and my flatmate.
Oh! Is that the time?!
Oh! Is that the time?!
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nomadologist
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who hasn't woken up in a bed with a whole bunch of random people and wondered what might have happened? i don't know if that counts as an "orgy", though...
swears
preppy-kei
a woman who's being taken from behind over a sofa sees a bloke rolling a spliff on the coffee table next to her and remarks, disapprovingly, "Huh, I didn't know this was going to be one of those parties!".
It's funny how different people are shocked by different things. A friend of mine is very promiscuous and open-minded sexually, but absolutely hates anybody around her smoking weed and was horrified to learn that I'd tried ecstacy and coke. She even suggested that I might need drug counselling 'cause I did the occasional pill or doob.
i remember watching russell brand on E4 once and he was talking about what pre-intercourse nibbles you find at orgies, so i don't think the worlds of dimsum and group sex are as far removed as you might think. I've never had an orgy, but I now really fancy some spring rolls.
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nomadologist
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yeah that's ridiculous. her AIDS risk is far higher than yours.
are people still afraid of AIDS? it seems to be waning, as younger people begin to fall out of the "highest risk" zone statistically in the U.S.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Did you advise her in turn to get tested for herpes, syphilis, &c.?
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
It's on the up in the UK, especially among straights. Part of it is accounted for by immigration from sub-Saharan Africa (not that they're running around infecting people left right and centre: I mean, they're coming here and getting diagnosed themselves) but it's been a whole generation since the AIDS KILLS! message went out in the 80s, and people are getting careless again.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I like to think it'd be something really dowdy and unfashionable, like pineapple-and-cheese and cocktail sausages from Asda. Possibly arranged on the table in an 'erotic' pattern.