what.
just got sent this anonymously from chat network
to save you opening it in "polite" company, i'll tell you exactly what it is
it's two women pissing on a live octopus crawling over the floor
i can't even
i'm actually speechless with laughter
why
why would anyone do this
I just got this email from my brother:
...and a short animated .gif of exactly that.
I'm going to start using the phrase "why would anyone do this?" more.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
It is weekly.
If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would you choose?
A decent bitter/lager.
Price: £ 0.00
Condition: Fair (F)
Sleeve Condition: No Cover
Comments: I'll eat my own arse if anyone buys this - warped, scuffed excuse for a clock or frisbee...
A major breakout of horse herpes (cut to Lady Coco Chanel making a "Not My Fault" face) has forced the cancellation of several rodeo events and shit, because who wants to put a feedbag of Valtrex under their horse's mouth? The Davis County Sheriff's Mounted Posse Junior Queen Contest was almost shut down too, but then the organizers got an idea that saved the event. They put the rodeo queens on stick horses. The world is now a much more magical place thanks to the stick horse rodeo.
One of the little rodeo queens said, "With a stick horse it's a lot different because you have to do all the work, and I think it's going to be a lot more tiring than with a real horse."