Just imagine how happy you made that man. He must of loved that mellow drive up to Wantage.
He was a funny guy, think he was into credit card fraud previously. He used to try and be really professional, always wearing a suit and sending out these texts saying "all my customers have a voucher for one free bag tonight only, limited to one bag per household".
When he first started selling (ie stole the numbers from his previous employer) he picked me up drove me around east London laying out his vision for the future and moaning about people phoning up going "what can I get for this drill I've stolen?".
He used to drive around in his business suit in this van disguised to look like it sold fried chicken.
He wanted to adopt a Chinese baby cos he thought it would be good at maths. He took his gf to Paris and I remember him saying "I wanna stay in a vintage house".
Think he's in jail now.