Tics, Body Language

[luka]

 

[version]

I'm supposed to be meeting a mate who's back from China tonight and/or tomorrow and I'm all over the shop.

 

[luka]

don't bother meeting him. just fuck it off.

 

[version]

Haven't seen him since before COVID and he's only here for a few days so I'm not gonna fuck him off.

 

[luka]

the worst people are the people who try and control their body language so that it only projects confidence and dominance. business school NLP praxis. what a load of losers.

 

[version]

the worst people are the people who try and control their body language so that it only projects confidence and dominance. business school NLP praxis. what a load of losers.

Tate and his stupid hand gesture.

 

[luka]

always gross when you see school-boys doing that for a class picture and their teacher saying, stop that Ahmet
uh what miss i wasn't doing anything

 

[version]

Ronaldo started doing it too.

 

[craner]

The thing about Yop is that it's delicious, an absolutely fantastic product, but its PR (at least outside France) is disastrous.

 

[luka]

Shiels what do you do

The only people who have jobs matching their Dissensus persona are Luke and Woops.

Apart from me, I'm a strategist for Kier Starmer. Very pleased with how things are going.

I can't imagine the rest of you losers having jobs.

Mr Tea doing weapons R&D for BAE feels pretty on-brand too tbf

 

[luka]

The thing about Yop is that it's delicious, an absolutely fantastic product, but its PR (at least outside France) is disastrous.

thats sheils' fault

 

[craner]

thats sheils' fault

I know, this is a revelation to me. What a fuck up. Some people are just blaggers, aren't they?

 

[craner]

Earning 80 grand and can't even sell Yop!

 

[craner]

Mr Tea doing weapons R&D for BAE feels pretty on-brand too tbf

Yeah, but don't forget that when I quizzed him about this back in 2009 he assured us that he didn't work on dangerous missiles.

 

[luka]

'humanitarian missiles' 'peacekeeping missiles'

 

[shiels]

Earning 80 grand and can't even sell Yop!

You and I are the same Craner - bobbing around in the endless grey of public sector middle management

 

[entertainment]

There is a sort of inner economy to it. We use these valves to find a balance in the psychosocial accounts. Having bad posture for example doesn't mean that you are nervous and shy but if you're forced to suddenly stand up straight and walk through the world like that then I think something will be thrown off in your habitual state of mind and you would develop some new tic to neutralize the excess anxiety.

 

[version]

You can train yourself in and out of things too. I used to have a habit of sitting on one of my feet and forced myself to stop.

 

[shiels]

You can train yourself in and out of things too. I used to have a habit of sitting on one of my feet and forced myself to stop.

Congrats big man

 

[version]

Congrats big man

Cheers, boss.